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(...) Willow ver look it this time; just don't get crazy and jump off a bridge into the river, Geordan. -John (...) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well ex-yeeeew-se me fur knot seeing it! ;-) I'm not that good at raking in good puns yet. I'm just a sappling at the moment, with sappy puns all over, no need to saw me down to a stump like that. ;-) -Geordan- (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Geordan Hankinson writes: ? (...) Oak-kay? Swing and a miss. I'm ash-amed of you fur knot catching that one;-( -John (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Boy, am I ever-green when it comes to punning, it took me a while to twigure that one out. (...) Ce-dar yew go again, Sap-pose LUGNET put a ban on punning, what would you do? I'd hate to think... (...) Are-bu-tis trying to branch out and show (...) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Son of a birch, Larry, can yew never leaf well enough alone? (Sorry, I was pining for an excuse to pun...woodn't want to go too long without!) Matt (24 years ago, 10-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! Ross will be here all week! Remember to tip your waitress! Matt <Oh geez that was bad Ross!> (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) around (...) Really? So did she lose her cherry???? ROSCO (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yeah, we wouldn't want to have to swim through another one of those... (...) I don't think I could weight that long - jump straight in!! ROSCO (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oven just about had enough. I hope this is over spoon. All these puns are just kitchen up to me too quickly. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No, you missed that thread, vault-age was batter-y-ed up by Lindsay and Ross. Lenz not go there, the capacitance of my brain is decreasing exponentially as we speak. Maybe I should go drink some RC cola, but either way, my power is approaching (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh cheese, don't goat me into it! I can't cake it anymore. Wasn't the issue well-done enough? Hur-raw for puns! -Shiri (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I donut think that anyone could go that low. Martin (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I hope this doesn't turn into a marathon thread. I don't think you have really thought through all the hurdles that that this topic could bring up. People may jump to conclusions! Not that I want to give you the run around, but maybe a pole (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Discus (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hee-hee! You cracker me up! Way to get a rise out of me! Dough you suppose anyone else will scoop to our level and measure out some delicious puns? Matt (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I heard about this-- but leave it to the celebrities to make a scene at the reception following the service: The Hostess Twinkies got creamed, the CA raisins lost their brans, and Captain Crunch got surreal with Captain Morgan-- the whole (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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There's entirely too little punning going on around here, and I for one will not tolerate it any longer. Take this: It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) by (...) Watt are you torque-ing about?? You winding me up?? (...) I feel I'm being LED astray... (...) emf??? ROSCO (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ohm y, wire you accusing me of such impedence? If you current-ly feel slighted, don't despair; tomorrow shall surely be a fara'day. narf LFB XFUT->the obvious place (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) HEY THERE NOW! I'M NO COW-ARD! (please, pardon m-icecream-ing!) Now, I'd butter not steer this thread in the wrong direction...otherwise you all will put me out to pun pasture. While I'm certainly not the big cheese of the punning world, I (...) (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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