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Re: A pun in the oven...
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Thu, 8 Nov 2001 01:27:49 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, John Neal writes:
> In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Matthew Gerber writes:
> > There's entirely too little punning going on around here, and I for one will
> > not tolerate it any longer. Take this:
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> > It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following
> > news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the
> > veteran Pillsbury Spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
> > yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from
> > repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
> > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens
> > of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
> > Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
> > Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
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> I heard about this-- but leave it to the celebrities to make a scene at the
> reception following the service: The Hostess Twinkies got creamed, the CA
> raisins lost their brans, and Captain Crunch got surreal with Captain Morgan--
> the whole crowd got baked. And Hungry Jack was seen working the biscuit • around
> Ms Crocker....
Really? So did she lose her cherry????
ROSCO
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| (...) I heard about this-- but leave it to the celebrities to make a scene at the reception following the service: The Hostess Twinkies got creamed, the CA raisins lost their brans, and Captain Crunch got surreal with Captain Morgan-- the whole (...) (23 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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