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(...) GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! Ross will be here all week! Remember to tip your waitress! Matt <Oh geez that was bad Ross!> (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) around (...) Really? So did she lose her cherry???? ROSCO (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yeah, we wouldn't want to have to swim through another one of those... (...) I don't think I could weight that long - jump straight in!! ROSCO (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oven just about had enough. I hope this is over spoon. All these puns are just kitchen up to me too quickly. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No, you missed that thread, vault-age was batter-y-ed up by Lindsay and Ross. Lenz not go there, the capacitance of my brain is decreasing exponentially as we speak. Maybe I should go drink some RC cola, but either way, my power is approaching (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh cheese, don't goat me into it! I can't cake it anymore. Wasn't the issue well-done enough? Hur-raw for puns! -Shiri (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I donut think that anyone could go that low. Martin (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I hope this doesn't turn into a marathon thread. I don't think you have really thought through all the hurdles that that this topic could bring up. People may jump to conclusions! Not that I want to give you the run around, but maybe a pole (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Discus (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hee-hee! You cracker me up! Way to get a rise out of me! Dough you suppose anyone else will scoop to our level and measure out some delicious puns? Matt (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I heard about this-- but leave it to the celebrities to make a scene at the reception following the service: The Hostess Twinkies got creamed, the CA raisins lost their brans, and Captain Crunch got surreal with Captain Morgan-- the whole (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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There's entirely too little punning going on around here, and I for one will not tolerate it any longer. Take this: It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) by (...) Watt are you torque-ing about?? You winding me up?? (...) I feel I'm being LED astray... (...) emf??? ROSCO (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ohm y, wire you accusing me of such impedence? If you current-ly feel slighted, don't despair; tomorrow shall surely be a fara'day. narf LFB XFUT->the obvious place (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) HEY THERE NOW! I'M NO COW-ARD! (please, pardon m-icecream-ing!) Now, I'd butter not steer this thread in the wrong direction...otherwise you all will put me out to pun pasture. While I'm certainly not the big cheese of the punning world, I (...) (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) join (...) Cheese, Lindsay, instead of whey-sting your talents here, why don't you gouda .pirates and help that poor guy with his history paper? Maggie C. (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ah, but what true punster would curdle from a little teat-a-teat? Your morale is flagging, dair-y say it meself...if you challenge me, I'll cream ol-e-o. (that last part sounds almost gross. heh) LFB (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Man, ure getting bad with these puns. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Ruminate"?...don't you mean "chew your cud"? 8?D Matt (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I'm going to have to ruminate on this before responding. Dave! (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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