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(...) I heard about this-- but leave it to the celebrities to make a scene at the reception following the service: The Hostess Twinkies got creamed, the CA raisins lost their brans, and Captain Crunch got surreal with Captain Morgan-- the whole (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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There's entirely too little punning going on around here, and I for one will not tolerate it any longer. Take this: It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) by (...) Watt are you torque-ing about?? You winding me up?? (...) I feel I'm being LED astray... (...) emf??? ROSCO (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ohm y, wire you accusing me of such impedence? If you current-ly feel slighted, don't despair; tomorrow shall surely be a fara'day. narf LFB XFUT->the obvious place (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) HEY THERE NOW! I'M NO COW-ARD! (please, pardon m-icecream-ing!) Now, I'd butter not steer this thread in the wrong direction...otherwise you all will put me out to pun pasture. While I'm certainly not the big cheese of the punning world, I (...) (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) join (...) Cheese, Lindsay, instead of whey-sting your talents here, why don't you gouda .pirates and help that poor guy with his history paper? Maggie C. (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ah, but what true punster would curdle from a little teat-a-teat? Your morale is flagging, dair-y say it meself...if you challenge me, I'll cream ol-e-o. (that last part sounds almost gross. heh) LFB (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Man, ure getting bad with these puns. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Ruminate"?...don't you mean "chew your cud"? 8?D Matt (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I'm going to have to ruminate on this before responding. Dave! (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It really IS udder nonesense, isn't it? Matt (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I guess you guys will milk this for all you can. I have no choice but to join the herd. Dan (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It figures that LFB would steak his claim to this subject. This isn't a beef, mind you...I won't let it stew. I'll just be mooving along now...my wife wants me to moo the lawn. Matt (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Moo? MOO? That's just low. It would be-hoof you to spare my tender-ize the sight of such a thing. LFB XFUT-> you know where (25 years ago, 22-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.test, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Wrong category is right! This belongs in .pun! Maggie C. (Just china help out!) (25 years ago, 10-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Glad you sore the humour, but I'm fin-ished now! ROSCO (25 years ago, 7-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You're telling us! ;-D That'snot very fair if you ask me! Every one nose that your the master of snot! Your mecha are flowing with snot! Don't forget to kleen-ex and wipe off your keyboard! -Geordan- (...) (25 years ago, 28-Sep-01, to lugnet.build.mecha, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) In my evalvulation, this chain is just getting potty. You've tapped this flow before quite aqueductly, so why faucet? --DaveL (25 years ago, 26-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) We do try to a-commode-ate. LFB (25 years ago, 26-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ack, it sure didn't take much to flush you guys out! Maggie (25 years ago, 26-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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