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  Re: Suburban Station
 
(...) Glad you sore the humour, but I'm fin-ished now! ROSCO (25 years ago, 7-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Snotty Mecha
 
(...) You're telling us! ;-D That'snot very fair if you ask me! Every one nose that your the master of snot! Your mecha are flowing with snot! Don't forget to kleen-ex and wipe off your keyboard! -Geordan- (...) (25 years ago, 28-Sep-01, to lugnet.build.mecha, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: E-Mail Confirmations Working?
 
(...) In my evalvulation, this chain is just getting potty. You've tapped this flow before quite aqueductly, so why faucet? --DaveL (25 years ago, 26-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: E-Mail Confirmations Working?
 
(...) We do try to a-commode-ate. LFB (25 years ago, 26-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: E-Mail Confirmations Working?
 
(...) Ack, it sure didn't take much to flush you guys out! Maggie (25 years ago, 26-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: E-Mail Confirmations Working?
 
(...) Naw, I'm just the kind of snake that needs to keep plugging away, I never claimed to be some kind of porcelain idol. Your reputation isn't so ivory, either, so pipe down. (...) U-bend too far in using the same pun twice in a post, though. (...) (25 years ago, 25-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: E-Mail Confirmations Working?
 
(...) I think you need to root out your need to plumb the depths with these puns. Do you think you're the alpha-mail of punning or something? Why sink to this non stainless level? And to the wrong group no less. I'm not your garbage disposal. Stop, (...) (25 years ago, 25-Sep-01, to lugnet.admin.nntp, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: E-Mail Confirmations Working?
 
In lugnet.admin.nntp, James Brown fogets to post to the right group: (...) (25 years ago, 25-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Fork Pirate Fighter
 
(...) Sorry, I have to pan that last one because I just couldn't digest what you were trying to say. Give me a cup-le of days to chew on it and maybe I'll get it. (25 years ago, 21-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Fork Pirate Fighter
 
Boy...you all sure can serve up the puns...it's hard to keep up with all of you platter...for you all, punning must be a piece of cake...you all simply bowl me over! Now, I don't mean to cause a spat-ula, but where do you all get this skill-et? Is (...) (25 years ago, 21-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Fork Pirate Fighter
 
(...) I bow to your supper-ior punnage. It is simply insurmoun-table. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 21-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Fork Pirate Fighter
 
(...) There's a proper tine and a proper plates for this manner of pun to be lad-le 'round LUGNET. We knead a grater centerpiece for our supper-b intellects. We're better than these lousy chokes! *twitch* LFB (25 years ago, 21-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Fork Pirate Fighter
 
(...) You should see the utensil strength of the wings. I've heard they can support a tong. OK, I should stop spoon. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 21-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Stupid Tales of Misplaced Zeal
 
(...) LOL. (...) No need for apologies, read the post one before the one you replied to. Its again a case of "I never make Misteaks". Is that a Larry P term? thats who I first saw type it. (25 years ago, 17-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: McDonald's #2
 
(...) ROFL - Guess which direction I was taking from the Subject! (25 years ago, 15-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Ge-ologist punning is making me heave! (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) You guys are being too gneiss. What kind of plutonic relationships do we have here? Instead of stimulating each other's orogenesis zones, I say kick the schist outta each other. You dips should be on strike, but then, that's your fault. Get my (...) (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Boy... I'm beginning to believe we're all going to get stoned for these puns... ...or is that we are all "getting" stoned on these puns? Either way... Matt (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) If you can coral a few, I'm happy. You won't make anemone out of *me* at least. (...) We opened up a vol-can-o' punning whupass! (...) Lith-en here, he' stoned down his b-lustre. (...) Your puns are indeed the schist, but they (...) (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
ARG!!! I gotta stop here Quarry guys, this is the end of my punning skills, My skills have hit the dirt, I'm stopping on the grounds of incomprehensability. Talc to ya soon! -Geordan- (...) (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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