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  Re: Wings [was: Re: Building big]
 
(...) Its a gun, dam wing. ba-dum. -Tim (replying to his own post, bad form I know, but couldn't resist) (25 years ago, 23-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
"Ross Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:GFBFzp.11G@lugnet.com... (...) You know, no one assed you to comment, but since you did, I'm ROFLMAO. :-D -Tim (25 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
(...) I just wish it would die-a-rea-lly awful death... ROSCO (25 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Doh!
 
"Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:GFB37y.CL5@lugnet.com... (...) I won't hops into that froth of your puns now. I had a great aunt Ethyl who could tell them better than you can. I woudn't counter me if I were brew, (...) (25 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
(...) This toilet humor is really piddleful. I just hope everything comes out all right. Rob McMurray (25 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Doh!
 
(...) Now look here, Bud, wiser heads will prevail here, not those with your flat, tastless puns. 8?) Matt (25 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Doh!
 
"Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:GFB06o.4pn@lugnet.com... (...) What the ale are you talking about? -Tim (25 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Doh!
 
(...) Sorry, Matt. I'm afraid he has you over the barrel on this one. Tanks a tun, by the way, for your continued cooper-ation. It is appreciated, that's sure fer - ment that in the nicest possible way. All of this punning is driving me to (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
(...) Could you repeat that? Some of your post got lost in transmission. Dave! (25 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
(...) I don't know if it's wrong per se., but you seem to be grinding the gears of comedy with all your shifting! Matt (25 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
(...) DEATH BY PUN! Ouch! Oh, by the way... I think this one-upmanship is disgusting. I mean, it's just a nice little loo. Back in my day, we didn't have an fancy toilets, we had to HOLD it! We would sit and complain about how we could never get rid (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Poor Man's Privy
 
(...) That weren't no wind... nick (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Meeting
 
(...) If you don't like it, just leaf. I mean, dude, don't be a bump in the log. No one axed you to comment. We'll drawer these puns out until we're finish-ed. You don't have to be shelf-ish, its knot just *your* group you know. -Tim (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Meeting
 
(...) Oakay, I wood suggest moving this to a splinter group before we get beaten to a pulp, and while we still have a grain of self respect. Dave! (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Meeting
 
I wish you all wood stop. You're just a bunch of blockheads. ~Mark "Doing just pine without my NNTP" Sandlin (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: MOC Contest
 
(...) Or learn to take the bus. Clark "Ah, the joeys of automotive spill chickens." (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Meeting
 
"Mr L F Braun" <braunli1@pilot.msu.edu> wrote in message news:GF8M0q.KF8@lugnet.com... (...) you (...) Don't com-plane about my puns, or I'll level you! I'm quite board with yours too, you know. Nail me again with a comment like that and I mitre (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Meeting
 
(...) I can't believe you would sink so low, you lazy-susan! It's so very easy to drawer you out from your nook... LFB (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Meeting
 
"Freight Freitas" <indreams@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:GF5Frr.IGL@lugnet.com... (...) Well, a good friend of mine designs and builds cabinetry, and he could give you a good price. Perhaps I put him in contact with you? (painful, but (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
 
(...) ROTFL!! :] KDJ ___...___ LUGNETer #203, Windsor, Ontario, Canada (25 years ago, 16-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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