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(...) ROTFL!! :] KDJ ___...___ LUGNETer #203, Windsor, Ontario, Canada (25 years ago, 16-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Geez! I'm sorry for that last post. I really just need to get a grip! Well, I'll be more on the ball from now on. Matt (25 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hey! Type what you will...you won't get a rise out of me. I hold myself above these proceedings. I suppose you all expect me to be left holding the bag. That is just a big sack of $#!+, and you all can just go suck an egg. Anyway, that's the (...) (25 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Zac Soden" <zac_soden@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:GEvv4E.DC8@lugnet.com... (...) Ohh man, that's gotta hurt. -Tim (25 years ago, 13-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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I really wish I could come up with a pun that would just bole everyone over. It seems like whenever I participate in the .pun group, everyone runs rings around me. I feel like such a sap. I stumble whenever I try to keep up with the group. Truly, I (...) (25 years ago, 8-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I know knot what I do. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 8-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) And before it gets said, no, not even a wooden one. Matt (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Ya' know what? When it comes to punning aginst the likes of you all, I don't have a leg to stand on. Matt (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well, shiver me timbers--now I'm really board, and still ++Lar continues with his mischievous planks. (...) Now that's a pace I can take more easily in stride, and a step in the right direction if you ask me. Even if I don't care for his (...) (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I don't want to raise Cain, but you guys have hobbled yourselves by choosing to stick to wood. This is a thread about lameness and as such you should discard the crutch of easy topics and walk freely on topic, rather than in the shadow of the (...) (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) My response wood have been rooted in an earlier part of this thread, but I'll go out on a limb and hope that the tree of us can keep out of the insane a-xylem. It is my beleaf that no good can stem from this discussion, so if you'll forgive (...) (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Sheesh Mark... why can't you just stop being such a stickler about sappy jokes? ; ) Rob McMurray (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hoo boy. I just don't see this one branching out into anything good. I think you should just leaf it alone for now. But don't worry about it, my bark is worse than my bite. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Hey... wanna hear a lame joke? What is brown and sticky?? . . . . . . . . . . . . A stick!! Hahahahahaha... ahhh.. ahem... oh boy... a stick... Rob McMurray spaceghost0@dellmail.com "I've got the funk in my trousers for sure!" -Spaceghost (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You lose. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Larry, I have just one thing to say to you Huh?!?? Gary Member #801 Larry Pieniazek <lpieniazek@mercator.com> wrote in message news:GEFwox.3pH@lugnet.com... (...) of (...) (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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If I could just shoulder in here... (...) Hmmmm Mark... I would say thats a pretty wristy assumption! Rob McMurray (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Thumbthing tells me I won't be able to stop you if you do, so I wouldn't even lift a little finger to try. Urp. Mark and I both forgot to trim followups down to just lugnet.off-topic.pun but it's done now. Please don't cut off a finger as (...) (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, Larry Pieniazek writes: But by using multiplicative (...) Say! That's very clever Larry! Mind if I apply the ol' five-finger discount and use that myself? Matt (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No. It (per JA of Green Bay) WAS a battle of wits. But now let us assume only your side is left. One side is only half of the battle. So it's half a battle of wits. (1/2 * Battle * Wits) But by using multiplicative commutativity, you can (...) (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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