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"Todd Lehman" <lehman@javanet.com> wrote in message news:G0x5z4.MrD@lugnet.com... (...) [...] (...) ROFLMAO!!!! I've had years of jokes similar, but never thought that TLC would make that error/joke/oversight ;) Is it safe to say that they should (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Fancier models have a scrollpoint. <GD&R> James (26 years ago, 14-Sep-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Dave Schuler" <orrex@excite.com> wrote in message news:G069wt.GDI@lugnet.com... (...) tv. (...) I thought we were talking about Pikes not Spears. -Jon (26 years ago, 1-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) And in later years gets implants. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Naw, a musketoon is a kid that wears mouse ears and sings and dances on tv. (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I thought a musketoon was one of those coconut-flavored cookies. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) advantage (...) OOoooooOOoooo, hurl, puke, vomit. Just for that, I'll ruin the joke: it was called a blunderbus (if you want the shot-gun effect. A musketoon if you mean a short-barreled solid ball shooter. Nyahh. :-) Bruce (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I seem to recall hearing of one diminutive warlord who greatly favored the use of a short-barrelled arquebus for controlling unruly crowds and was thereafter referred to as the Sawed-Off Shogun. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Heh.. I like that one too. It's been credited to at least two sources, one being Dr. Samuel Johnson, and I forget the other famous guy. There's at least one other rendering, albeit a bit more extreme yet not too graphic, and it goes something (...) (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: One for the archives (in your dreams, & my nightmares)
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(...) Butt only the good pictures were saved. (...) [F-up set to lugnet.off-topic.pun] -Tom McD. when replying, Spamcake.. official snack of the United States Senate. (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No pun included? :) Stuff well, Andreas Stabno (URL) (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) But that would be cruel and unusual nourishment. Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.loc.us.ca.sf, lugnet.trains, lugnet.publish, lugnet.build, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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i was listening to mc-partland's "piano jazz" last night on the radio, and her guest, the talented george shearing threw out this little diddy that i thought i'd share.... for every pun i shed i should be punish-ed to hang my punish head and hide (...) (26 years ago, 12-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I agree, this bucket is totally aimed at a younger audience. (not that most sets arent.) This has SWJR written all over it, in black sparkle! (...) Oh yeah, I know that. Theres nothing worse than having a creation collapse because the only (...) (26 years ago, 15-Jul-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
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(...) have known in grade school and high school is Rebecca Peed. I would hate to have that as a last name... -Tim (URL) timcourtne ICQ: 23951114 (26 years ago, 22-Jun-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
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(...) I worked for a CPA firm named Dewey, Cheatham & Howe And there were the Dover twins, who were two years after me in high school - Ben & Eileen Paul Sinasohn LUGNET #115 (26 years ago, 21-Jun-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Which reminds me also of the poor kid I went to high shcool with (absolutely true): Gerald Elmer Picklesimer, III. Andn yes, he was 5', socks up to the anklebone, pants barely below the knees and Coke bottle glasses. I friend of mine teaches (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) We actually have an employee who's parents named him Michael Hunt. (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nah, you've gotta be kidding! Those must be pseudonyms, not real names. BTW, in my student dormitory (where I used to live), one of the doors was used only as a place to keep brooms and buckets and so on, with a sign on it to keep track of (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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