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  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) With the names some parents lump on their kids (time to lay off the substances, people!) I think we can safely leave out the "oxy" part ;-) Pete Callaway (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) lol! A kid in my sister's former class is named Ram Ze'ira, which literally means "tall shortie". Talk about oxymorons! ;-) -Shiri (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) lol! Did people actually call her that? I thought of another funny name in my life, (from long ago) - a gradeschool friend was named Bobby Pin. Julie (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) Actual name of my sons art teacher: Dottie Painter! Julie (26 years ago, 30-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) The Southfield High School star quarterback in 1984 was Torren Dorren (still the very coolest name I have ever heard). best LFB (26 years ago, 30-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
I went to high school with a girl whose name is (no kidding, I've seen the birth certificate) Pancake Turner. -Cheese (...) (26 years ago, 30-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) Reminds me of those two brothers in "Where in time is Carmen Sandiego" (1), Lee and Bill Ding... and the other guy, I think his name was Nosmo King. Sheesh. -Shiri p.s. my family calls me "Shirki", and my sister's friend used to make fun of me (...) (26 years ago, 30-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) LOL! (groan! :) OK, if my last name was Time, I'd name my kid Justin. --Todd (26 years ago, 30-May-00, to lugnet.technic, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punderers and Idiots (was re: Global Warming)
 
(...) Punderers and Idiots? That's like night and day! Right, Lindsay? Tell him... we're--we're, we're <stifiling sob>... we're not idiots <sniff>... Well, the Pander bears have kelp me from seal-ping at nights... Oh deer, I've been hearing the (...) (26 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punderers and Idiots (was re: Global Warming)
 
(...) the (...) up? (...) panderer? (...) rather (...) You missed your opportunity. Note the new subject. (26 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Panderers and Idiots (was re: Global Warming)
 
(...) And despite our hopes, the Giant Pander is nowhere near endangered, and they rather seem to enjoy breeding in captivity. groan, LFB XFUT->.o-t.pun (26 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
Something my sister sent along which reminded me of the anguish languish: (...) Frank (26 years ago, 5-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Prog-rock puns (was: Blood Stone Castle completed!)
 
In reply to my remark, "In the Court of the Crimson Keep," (...) Ha! Flushed one out! It just took me a few days to find your message. My cookies got reset somehow to the default, so I've missed posts to the off-topic groups. Somewhere on the Net I (...) (26 years ago, 8-Apr-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: A common problem? (was:Re: Favorite castles?)
 
(...) Oh, I do. I also have lots of SPUDs which taste really bad. But I don't normally BURP much, if the food went bad I often PEWC. -Shiri (xpost to .pun) (26 years ago, 7-Apr-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)  
 
  Re: Blood Stone Castle completed!
 
13th Century Schitzoid man! (26 years ago, 31-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Stone Castle completed!
 
(...) Yes, yes, and the throne room shot can carry the caption, "In the court of the Crimson Keep!" (Somebody out there will get this one -- FUT lugnet.off-topic.pun) -- John J. Ladasky Jr., Ph.D. Department of Structural Biology Stanford University (...) (26 years ago, 31-Mar-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Minifig What scale are they??
 
(...) *gag gag* ;) shaun (26 years ago, 24-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) Well, is it a pink pig? Does he have a pinkeye? (...) Oh yeah... that's right. You're one of those truly excel-lent guys. (...) Took you way too long. If you were in my Chem class you'd get a tardy. -Shiri (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) I'll go for "or what", Regis. And yes, that is my final answer. :) Jeff (...) (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Very sly, waiting until I put my shillelagh away to pull out the pun... But that won't save you, because I have my wiffle bat! *fwap!* :) Oh, and for the record, that was a real groaner... Jeff (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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