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  Re: My first attempt at a 8x8 vig
 
(...) Luckily, his doctor remembered him. Dave! (21 years ago, 25-May-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: The all-new LUGNET .Underground
 
(...) Har har Tim (Mind you, you lose the pun when you change group to o-t.pun!) (21 years ago, 18-May-05, to lugnet.underground, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) I should have indicated both that Clarke mentions "Brave New World" by name within the text of "Patent Pending," but I didn't understand the brother-joke that you spell out below! (...) That makes perfect sense! Thanks for helping me out. (...) (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) I got it. It stuck me all at once. For those who aren't Sci-Fi fans Aldous huxley wrote a book entitled "Brave New World." The theme this of this book is the achievement of Utopia through reproductive technology, eugenics and mind control. As (...) (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) Maybe it's related to this? (URL) thing I could find that looks possible...? (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) I'm not sure what the reference is. I did a little googling and came up with this anecdote: Aldous Huxley once found himself discussing genetics with his brother Julian, an eminent zoologist, who happened to use the phrase "aristocracy of (...) (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  I don't get it
 
Everyone knows that only my commendable humility exceeds my near-boundless wit, and yet I have stumbled upon a pun-reference that eludes me. I just read Arthur C. Clarke's short story "Patent Pending," copyright 1957, in which Clarke nicely (...) (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)
 
  Re: Cats and Lego
 
SNIPPY (...) Hi Larry, heh, I get it: ABS-ton. Thanks for pointing it out... I hadn't noticed it before. Wonder if it was intentional... BTW, to all those whore still following this thread, a similar one had cropped up here 6 months back. It still (...) (21 years ago, 19-Dec-04, to lugnet.build, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: A Small Rant About Word Usage
 
(...) Isn't Ousterreich near Hungary? They used to be part of the same country, but the former got "Ousted", and thus the name. - Schlickbernd's Insidious Book of Spurious Quotations and Dubious Facts -->Bruce<-- (21 years ago, 30-Nov-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Preaching to the Choir
 
(...) That pun, however, doesn't serve as a conjunction, so cut the crap and stopping being so anal. I made some good ones and you wrecked'em. JOHN (22 years ago, 9-Aug-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Preaching to the Choir
 
(...) Thank you for acknowledging one of my favorite malapropisms:-) (...) You rock! JOHN (22 years ago, 9-Aug-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: polygyny in "biblical times"
 
(...) With these types of relationships it's important to approach from the right angle, and if it smells a bit fishy, try angling. But don't get snagged on a wreck......tangle ! It's often hard to enter Royal circles, just ask Di...amateur ! They (...) (22 years ago, 24-Jul-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: polygyny in "biblical times"
 
(...) Not to go off on a tangent, but that's plane nuts. I've had a few-- they seem to come and go, but mine are come n-gon. I guess it's a bad sine. DaveE (22 years ago, 23-Jul-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
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  Re: Just a little bloodshed
 
(...) ROFLMAO! All the blood has rushed to my head. I couldn't compete with you... too much blood pressure. As for the humour-impaired, this MOC is not designed for anyone who is thicker than water. For the rest of you punsters there's (URL) more (...) (22 years ago, 21-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Just a little bloodshed
 
(...) Wow, putting that together must have involved a lot of bloodwork. I give it an AB+ for creativity. I bet you had to take out a loan from the blood bank so you'd have enough blood money to finance the construction. The structure has some (...) (22 years ago, 21-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Just a little bloodshed
 
Greetings .spacers and caution: here be puns...arrr!. After all the talk in the media about bloodshed, we thought we should show you our bloodshed. It's just a little bloodshed. Nothing to worry about, really. It's the perfect place to store the (...) (22 years ago, 20-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Reasons for the color change
 
(...) In their opinion, reliability is demonstrated in public through not changing forward and back again just because some "whiners rant". By the way, did anybody around here consider writing to a newspaper? It wouldn't be a topic for the first (...) (22 years ago, 11-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.color)
 
  Re: Reasons for the color change
 
(...) Uh... What makes a company, thrustworthy? -Bryan (22 years ago, 7-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Kt. Moozaf Blastov and Oh-Gee
 
(...) Like the warning you posted above? (...) Okay, maybe it's a pronunciation thing. But, I can see it now: "Leonard Hoffman world's most subtle poet" How about 'emergency pun response consultant.' And, OMG, the pun is still in this post, which (...) (22 years ago, 7-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)


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