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| When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) It's in here (among other places): (URL) kids have heard me say "Put... the candle... back" ever since they can remember, whenever I want them to put something back. One of these days they'll figure out what in the world I'm alluding to. :-) (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) I'm pretty sure that "Transylvania 6-5000" has a Transylvania Station in it. but it doesn't have Gene Wilder or Marty Feldman, though. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Nope, think Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Not (for me, anyway) if it's the movie I think it is... Is it? :-) (1) 1 - Any movie with Carole Kane AND Geena Davis can't be all bad... I think this is the one where Geena and Jeff decided they were sweet on each other. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Roy shook his head, and replied: That isn't mine, must be some other feline. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Mine too, Dave! If you didn't get it you might miss a variation, Like the one from the movie[1] with the Transylvania Station! Maggie C. [1] one of my favorites-- is this too obscure an allusion? (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Nuts to that! I got it, Ed. That's an oldie but a goodie (and a longtime favorite of mine!) Dave! (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) elaborate (...) shoes. (...) Dale (...) Um, might that work better if it were written: Hey, Roy, did you catch that cat that chewed your new shoes. -Mike Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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