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Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #30
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(...) Fed UP with the Ex S work. ;-) (...) (URL) Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #30
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: new sculpture: Witch Hazel
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(...) That's a pretty hare-brained thing to say. A true gourmet would hop at the chance to try this! (...) That's quite a compliment! Thanks Adrian -- www.brickfrenzy.com (24 years ago, 26-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.build.sculpture)
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Two men are flying in a light aircaft over the deserts of Saudi Arabia when they lose control and it crashes. They both survive and start walking through the desert trying to find civilisation. After 3 days they're on their hands and knees near (...) (24 years ago, 23-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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