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Found thins whilst cleaning up my e-mail...
So, What Do Canadians Have to Be Proud Of?
l. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our Football Fields and one less Down
4. Baseball is Canadian.
5. Lacrosse is Canadian.
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Basketball is Canadian.
8. Apple pie is Canadian.
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.
10. Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.
11. In the War of 1812, started by Americans, Canadians pushed Americans
Back..... past their "White House". Then we burned it.... and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was
insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away,
so we came home....and partied.... Go figure!!!!!!!!!!
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our Civil War was a barfight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our Civil War was an American
mercenary
who slept in and missed the whole thing....but showed up just in time
to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool, far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a Buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone
and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
23. BUT MOST IMPORTANT
The handles on our Beer Cases are big enough to fit your hands
in.....
With Mitts On.
OOOOHHH CANADA!!! Oh yeah, and our Elections only take one day.
Dave
-who still loves being Canadian :)
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