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| "Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:Gs5x7F.Jz1@lugnet.com... (...) new (...) the (...) NO WAY! I completely called No-Anti-Transmogrification Spots. Either you fess up that you're an Aye aye or you take a "Play house (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Ah...but you forget! I'm a tiger now, and tigers simply LIVE for smooches from Susie! I'll take that penalty, thankyouverymuch, and on my way to the Penalty Play House, I'll simply toss this here Calvinball into the goal for 29 1/2 points! HA! (...) (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) HA! I whack the Calvinball directly into the goal with my Deflection Stick, thereby scoring G points. I then touch the gargle-while-hopping...n-one-foot pole and make a run for Matt's flag. (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Having just scored a glorious 29 1/2 points, Matt finds that he is no longer a tiger...the transmogrification has completely worn off! But what's this? Mark heading for Matt's flag? No way baby! Matt quickly whips out his Jump Rope Lasso of (...) (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) But Mark declares Those Who Are Not Wearing Jump Rope Lassos Must Fall Down! Mark then arranges his Lasso into a more comfortable position and snags Matt's Flag! OLLY GOLLY POLLIWOGGY UMP BUMP FIZZ!!! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) <In mock slow-motion> N-N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O-...O-O-O-O-O! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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