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Re: Calvinball
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Wed, 27 Feb 2002 00:12:02 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jon Palmer writes:
"Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message
news:Gs5x7F.Jz1@lugnet.com...

Thankfully, Matt was just one step away from the Anti-Transmogrification
Spot, and falls right onto it...BUT WAIT! The spot has malfunctioned! Matt
becomes a...TIGER!

Hobbes, seeing another tiger on the Calvinball field, believes he has a • new
teammate...Hobbes uses his Calvinball (but certainly not hockey) stick to
loft Matt the ball!

Matt uses his newly found tiger speed (and rakish stripes) to speed for • the
goal!

NO WAY!  I completely called No-Anti-Transmogrification Spots.  Either you
fess up that you're an Aye aye or you take a "Play house with Susie
penalty."

Ah...but you forget! I'm a tiger now, and tigers simply LIVE for smooches
from Susie! I'll take that penalty, thankyouverymuch, and on my way to the
Penalty Play House, I'll simply toss this here Calvinball into the goal for
29 1/2 points! HA!

Matt



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  Re: Calvinball
 
"Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:Gs5x7F.Jz1@lugnet.com... (...) new (...) the (...) NO WAY! I completely called No-Anti-Transmogrification Spots. Either you fess up that you're an Aye aye or you take a "Play house (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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