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Re: Calvinball
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Thu, 28 Feb 2002 01:35:23 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Mark Sandlin writes:
> In article <Gs5zA0.2n3@lugnet.com>, "Jon Palmer" <jpalmer@oklahoma.net> wrote:
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> > (Jon notices Mark trying to score while arguing with Matt and beans him with
> > his spare Calvinball. *SMACK* )
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> HA! I whack the Calvinball directly into the goal with my Deflection
> Stick, thereby scoring G points. I then touch the
> gargle-while-hopping-on-one-foot pole and make a run for Matt's flag.
Having just scored a glorious 29 1/2 points, Matt finds that he is no longer
a tiger...the transmogrification has completely worn off!
But what's this? Mark heading for Matt's flag? No way baby!
Matt quickly whips out his Jump Rope Lasso of Catching Things and runs
towards Mark. Mark is closing in on Matt's flag, and Matt lets fly with the
Lasso...IT'S GOOD! Mark is now tangled in the Lasso, leaving HIS flag
completely unguarded!
Matt heads to the front-side right quadrant, on a beeline for Mark's flag!
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Message has 1 Reply:
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| (...) But Mark declares Those Who Are Not Wearing Jump Rope Lassos Must Fall Down! Mark then arranges his Lasso into a more comfortable position and snags Matt's Flag! OLLY GOLLY POLLIWOGGY UMP BUMP FIZZ!!! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) HA! I whack the Calvinball directly into the goal with my Deflection Stick, thereby scoring G points. I then touch the gargle-while-hopping...n-one-foot pole and make a run for Matt's flag. (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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