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| | | "Mark Sandlin" <sandlin@nwlink.com> wrote in message news:Gs0yLs.7x5@lugnet.com... (...) Alright. Its go time. Jon pulls out the Transmogrifier gun. Aims at Mark, misses, and turns Matt into an Aye aye. Oops. This match is going into overtime. -Jon (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | (...) Thankfully, Matt was just one step away from the Anti-Transmogrification Spot, and falls right onto it...BUT WAIT! The spot has malfunctioned! Matt becomes a...TIGER! Hobbes, seeing another tiger on the Calvinball field, believes he has a new (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Jon Palmer
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| | | | "Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:Gs5x7F.Jz1@lugnet.com... (...) new (...) the (...) NO WAY! I completely called No-Anti-Transmogrification Spots. Either you fess up that you're an Aye aye or you take a "Play house (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | | (...) Ah...but you forget! I'm a tiger now, and tigers simply LIVE for smooches from Susie! I'll take that penalty, thankyouverymuch, and on my way to the Penalty Play House, I'll simply toss this here Calvinball into the goal for 29 1/2 points! HA! (...) (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | (...) HA! I whack the Calvinball directly into the goal with my Deflection Stick, thereby scoring G points. I then touch the gargle-while-hopping...n-one-foot pole and make a run for Matt's flag. (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | (...) Having just scored a glorious 29 1/2 points, Matt finds that he is no longer a tiger...the transmogrification has completely worn off! But what's this? Mark heading for Matt's flag? No way baby! Matt quickly whips out his Jump Rope Lasso of (...) (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | (...) But Mark declares Those Who Are Not Wearing Jump Rope Lassos Must Fall Down! Mark then arranges his Lasso into a more comfortable position and snags Matt's Flag! OLLY GOLLY POLLIWOGGY UMP BUMP FIZZ!!! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | (...) <In mock slow-motion> N-N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O-...O-O-O-O-O! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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