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| | | Jon Grabs the Calvinball from alt.calvinball and heads for the upside-left area. All points are now trippled! Barely managing not to zig in the zag zone, he heads away from the goal! -Jon -- | The Galactic Shipyard - (URL) My Lego Creations - (URL) (...) (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | (...) But Mark sticks the "noodle incident" flag in Jon's belt and snags the Calvinball, proceeding directly to the sing-yankee-doodle-on-one-foot area. (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | (...) Only to be viciously tackled by Matt, who is currently in possesion of the Collander Helmet Of Invisibility. Matt scoops up Mark's fumble and scoots for the treehouse...running backwards of course, as it's between the hours of 8:00 PM and (...) (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Jon Palmer
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| | | | "Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:Grz7Eo.8z1@lugnet.com... (...) Jon, having completed verse eleventy five of yankee-doodle intercepts Matt before he reaches the treehouse. Jon bonks Matt with the "Reverso-Funoodle", (...) (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | (...) But Mark FWAPS Jon with Hobbes, and Jon has to sing the Tiger song. Mark grabs the calvinball and uses the suction cup dart gun to tag the "No Running While Singing Tiger Song" Tree. Mark makes a break for the Absolute Nifty Circle! (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | (...) But what Mark doesn't realize is that Matt has called "No Absolutle Nifty Circles" for the next 5 3/4 minutes...so he's out of luck! Matt swipes the Calvinball from Mark as he looks hopelessly for the Absolute Nifty Circle, and runs on to tag (...) (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Jon Palmer
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| | | | "Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:Gs00Js.137@lugnet.com... (...) "No (...) Absolute (...) *ahem* "Tigers are rough! Tigers do trounce! Tigers are tough when they like to pounce!" "Tigers are swell! Sometimes they're (...) (23 years ago, 23-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | | (...) OLLY-WOLLY POLLIWOGGY UMP-BUMP FIZZ! Mark yoinks Jon's flag! ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head -- Mark's LEGO Creations (URL) (23 years ago, 24-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Jon Palmer
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| | | | | | "Mark Sandlin" <sandlin@nwlink.com> wrote in message news:Gs0yLs.7x5@lugnet.com... (...) Alright. Its go time. Jon pulls out the Transmogrifier gun. Aims at Mark, misses, and turns Matt into an Aye aye. Oops. This match is going into overtime. -Jon (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | | | (...) Thankfully, Matt was just one step away from the Anti-Transmogrification Spot, and falls right onto it...BUT WAIT! The spot has malfunctioned! Matt becomes a...TIGER! Hobbes, seeing another tiger on the Calvinball field, believes he has a new (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Jon Palmer
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| | | | | | "Matthew Gerber" <matthew@digitaliris.com> wrote in message news:Gs5x7F.Jz1@lugnet.com... (...) new (...) the (...) NO WAY! I completely called No-Anti-Transmogrification Spots. Either you fess up that you're an Aye aye or you take a "Play house (...) (23 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | | | | (...) Ah...but you forget! I'm a tiger now, and tigers simply LIVE for smooches from Susie! I'll take that penalty, thankyouverymuch, and on my way to the Penalty Play House, I'll simply toss this here Calvinball into the goal for 29 1/2 points! HA! (...) (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | | | (...) HA! I whack the Calvinball directly into the goal with my Deflection Stick, thereby scoring G points. I then touch the gargle-while-hopping...n-one-foot pole and make a run for Matt's flag. (23 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | | | (...) Having just scored a glorious 29 1/2 points, Matt finds that he is no longer a tiger...the transmogrification has completely worn off! But what's this? Mark heading for Matt's flag? No way baby! Matt quickly whips out his Jump Rope Lasso of (...) (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Mark Sandlin
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| | | | | | (...) But Mark declares Those Who Are Not Wearing Jump Rope Lassos Must Fall Down! Mark then arranges his Lasso into a more comfortable position and snags Matt's Flag! OLLY GOLLY POLLIWOGGY UMP BUMP FIZZ!!! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Matthew Gerber
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| | | | | | (...) <In mock slow-motion> N-N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O-...O-O-O-O-O! (23 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | | | | | Re: Calvinball —Ross Crawford
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| | | | (...) Ahh, but Tiggers bounce! Ooops, wrong cartoon... ROSCO (23 years ago, 24-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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