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Re: Post Announcement Reaction Assessment Study
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Fri, 8 Jun 2001 20:51:42 GMT
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In lugnet.lego.direct, Greg Perry writes:
> Now that everyone knows what the July Surprise is and all the reactions have
> started pouring in I'd like to conduct a survey of the various reactions
> folks had upon reading the announcement.
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> Please respond to this posting and let me know whether you had one of the
> following involuntary reactions:
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> - Gasp (indicating a momentary inability to actually draw a breath)
> - Tears of Joy
> - Soiled Undergarments (you can provide details if desired)
> - Fainted (and any subsequent injuries that resulted from fainting)
> - Outrage (did you just spend $150 on this set last week)
If you want to stack the deck on this one, forge an announcement
that 1593 is the next Legends set to be released...for $40. :D
> - Cardiac Arrest Symptons
> - Cardiac Arrest (literal - required medical attention)
> - Orgasm (physically NOT mentally)
I don't know of anyone who would join a class action suit
because they had an orgasm. "How dare you!"
> - Fell out of Chair (and any subsequent injuries resulting)
> - Scream/Shriek/Yell/Whoop (and any resulting disturbances)
> - Shocked Disbelief (how many times did you read it before believing?)
> - Frozen Numbness (literally could not move for a period of time)
> - Eyeballs fell out of head (easily popped back in most cases)
> - Seizure (or uncontrollable shaking)
> - Yawn
> - Combination of 2 or more of the above
I had a yawning cardiac eyeball orgasm and fell out of my
chair. Does that qualify for workers' comp, or the Guinness
Book of Records (or at least a Guinness Stout)?
Oooh.
LFB
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