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  Car insurance
 
This is so funny (I found it on another website): The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. Coming home I drove into the wrong house (...) (24 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) have. (...) come on, this is SO funny! somebody reply! (24 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) I thought this stuff was humorous until I was involved in two auto accidents, one involving a small child. (1) Sorry, but somehow these don't make me chuckle any more... Cheers, - jsproat 1. Don't worry -- the kid came out all right. (24 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) It is pretty funny. It's also REALLY old.... I first saw this in a book from the 1970s.... (24 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) Ehm... Sorry :( (24 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) No no no no no, 'sokay! Honest. :-, I was just explaining why *I* never responded. My sister, OTOH, gets a real kick out of these kinds of lists, but she doesn't read LUGNET. Cheers, - jsproat (24 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance/Hair insurance ?
 
(...) Yep, they certainly are funny, whether you are vehicle, pedestrian, driver or inanimate object. (...) Here's one I saw (personally) in the 1980's, 'Heart attack, due to shock of seeing new hairstyle' This may be offensive to (...) (24 years ago, 12-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) I lresonate with Sproat's answer. Here's another one: I agree, it WAS funny, the first time I read it. But that was probably when I was about YOUR age, and I've seen it a few times since then. Alex, thanks for posting it, but "current news of (...) (24 years ago, 12-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Car insurance
 
(...) <snip!> (...) <snip!> According to the Driver's Ed classes i took, this guy did nothing wrong. I quote: "If an accident is unavoidable, always aim for the softest target." My friend specifically asked if that included people... (...) Sorry, I (...) (24 years ago, 12-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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