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This is so funny (I found it on another website): The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. Coming home I drove into the wrong house (...) (26 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | BURP Guitar!
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I was just now playing around with some BURPs to see what I could come up with, and I discovered this startling revelation. Take 6 large BURPS and pair them up with each other. Stack them on top of each other so that the seams alternate (one seam (...) (26 years ago, 6-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Where did you lot spring from?)
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(...) Yeah, right, I'm *sure* that's what you meant... <mutters under breath> trying to cover for yourself <\mutter> (hey, we're in .fun now. I'm allowed ;-) (...) Shhhh! Shucks, ya got me... just don't tell my parents ;) -Shiri (26 years ago, 6-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) Yeah Jeremy, you're all cdfvgtbkjuhny gbvfrtgvbgfmhjnbgvc'ed up. :P -Tim (URL) timcourtne ICQ: 23951114 (26 years ago, 6-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Anguish languish
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Something my sister sent along which reminded me of the anguish languish: (...) Frank (26 years ago, 5-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) [Bram's words below] (...) My guess (in the order he learned to speak them) is: 1. Dutch 2. German 3. Spanish 4. English (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) What?! How dare you say that about my---... Oh wait. I see the problem. I'm taling in Unicode, while your robot is talking in ASCII. Silly me. :-, Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Craigo on Ebay!
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(...) Wait, I thought Val Kilmer played Batman, not Aquaman! :-) I'd rather have a Da Vinci sketch than the Mona Lisa, personally. Bruce (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Craigo on Ebay!
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Hey, check out these items: (URL) good deal for the current price) (URL) What a price for a sketch -- yeeesh!) Just thought I'd mention noticing these items... -- Richard (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) My robot would like you left elbow to know that "------``ooo ibvbnmywntnbrdn-u'9hg-`9;" Alan (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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