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    Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Adam Hoekwater
   My friend has this link as the top story on his web site... (URL) I hope this is true. -Adam :-D (25 years ago, 25-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Jeremy H. Sproat
     (...) Why? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 25-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Tom McDonald
      (...) Where do I get my card? Or do I just show my star at the door? -Tom McD. when replying, Madagascan ring-tailed lemurs showed a 96.8% reduction in voluntary muscular activity on a spamcake-only diet. (25 years ago, 25-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Jeremy H. Sproat
      (...) Just show your star. But we're starting to check for Plain-Bellied Sneeches wearing rub-on star tattoos on their bellies. Sheesh, some folks, eh? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 25-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Lindsay Frederick Braun
      (...) Because it's evolutionarily interesting? At any rate, I hope it's not because someone died. I'm not aware of too many attacks by packs of tool-using *anything* in the annals of history, save other human beings. It's interesting that they (...) (25 years ago, 26-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Jeremy H. Sproat
      (...) Hmmm. That just adds to my suspicion. Plus, there are no details in the story, and even the authorities mentioned admit to being oblivious to the actual situation. I'm more inclined to think that this was a more common murder-by-human. By ways (...) (25 years ago, 26-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Philip Ogston
     (...) It would have been even more interesting if it had been Charlton Heston... "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" -Phil "Bright Eyes" Ogston (25 years ago, 28-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Jeremy H. Sproat
   Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! "stone herder" - now *there's* an interesting image. Has anyone seen the movie Galaxy Quest? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 26-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —John Neal
      (...) Vvvvvely eenterresting... And what about all of those cute;) alien monkeys.... Coincidence? I think not. -John (...) (25 years ago, 26-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Lindsay Frederick Braun
      (...) Heh. It was a cute film. As for stone herders, well, they wouldn't need to move very fast... best Lindsay (25 years ago, 26-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Philip Ogston
     (...) What's wrong with stoned herders? Heck, it's a tough life out in the desert, let them smoke whatever they want. Phil (25 years ago, 28-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: Thirsty monkeys stone herder to death! —Steve Bliss
   (...) "nerf herder" I've heard of. Especially the scruffy kind. Steve (25 years ago, 28-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 

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