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Re: She turned me into a NEWT!!!
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Date:
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Sat, 22 Jan 2000 17:21:47 GMT
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johnneal@uswest.+antispam+net
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Mr L F Braun wrote:
> Mark Tarrabain wrote:
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> > Sproaticus wrote:
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> > > Colin R Gutierrez wrote:
> > > > Boy, did I pick the wrong time to start reading Dear Lego.
> > > > Number of messages before a lugnet.dear-lego thread degenerates into an
> > > > argument: 3. :]
> > >
> > > No, 5! Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
> >
> > 2, apparently. :)
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> Is this the five-minute session, or the full half-hour?
[.....] Ding!
-Good Morning!
-What?
-That's it. Good Morning!
-I was just getting interested.
-Sorry. Five minutes is up.
-That was never five minutes.
-I'm afraid it was.
-It wasn't...
-I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
-What?!
-If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
-Yes, but that was never five minutes just now...Come on!
-<humming>
-Look, this is ridiculous.
-I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
-Oh, all right...
-<takes money> Thank you.
-Well?
-Well what?
-That wasn't really five minutes just now.
-I told you that I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
-I just paid!
-No you didn't.
-I did!
-No you didn't
-Look, I don't want to argue about that!
-Well, you didn't pay.
-AH-HA! If I didn't pay why are you arguing? I've got you.
-No, you haven't.
-Yes I have. If you're arguing I must have paid.
-Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
-Oh, I've had enough of this!
-No you haven't.
-Oh, shut up!
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