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Governor Ventura Top Ten List
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Sun, 8 Nov 1998 13:30:52 GMT
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Top Ten First Actions Taken by
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
as Minnesota Governor
10. Creatine now covered by Medicare. (finbass@aol.com)
9. Both houses of legislature seated on folding chairs only.
(zenbion@aol.com)
8. In an effort to reduce populations in overcrowded prisons, first-time
felons get either a body-slam or a pile-driver. (dyslxicnot@aol.com)
7. Challenges the governor of Wisconsin to a caged death match.
(tmiletus@aol.com)
6. Get rid of that pansy state flower. (fluxrad@geocities.com)
5. Minnesota will now be known as the "Tag Team State."
(lrstaggs01@aol.com)
4. Rename the 10,000 lakes with wrestling buddies' names.
(gtneven283@aol.com)
3. Smoke machines installed in front of his private entrance to senate
chambers. (jfrey308@uwsp.edu)
2. Declare the figure-four leg-lock the official state wrestling hold.
(tbroox@aol.com)
The problem with this list is that the very fact that the truth is
funnier than anything else we could add. When reality starts being more
bizarre than fiction, it's time to drink more. cadeaux@aol.com does
point out that things could get a tad bit stranger as Governor Ventura
takes office....
1. State Seal replaced by "big ass" belt.
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| From Real Fans Sports Network: Top Ten changes Jesse "The Body" Ventura will make as Minnesota's governor 10. His receptionist will give him his messages by walking around the office, clad in a g-string and holding up ring cards. CTSTARSKY 9. (...) (26 years ago, 8-Nov-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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