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Re: Governor Ventura Top Ten List
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Sun, 8 Nov 1998 13:32:17 GMT
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From Real Fans Sports Network:
Top Ten changes Jesse "The Body" Ventura will make as Minnesota's governor
10. His receptionist will give him his messages by walking around the
office, clad in a g-string and holding up ring cards. CTSTARSKY
9. Making the middle finger the state bird. BJKvas
8. School lunch programs featuring Slim-Jim lunch meats washed down with
Andro-shakes. Darkacre
7. Those caught DUI are put in "figure-four leg lock" until they sober up.
Weezyva
6. Changes the name of his political party to the MWO, the Minnesota World
Order. YanksFanJP
5. Sparkly undies for everyone! EnigmaLake
4. Criminals not punished if the cops weren't looking. Jbrum44
3. Political action committees are out. Political action figures are in.
Darkacre
2. All chairs in the governor's mansion will be breakable props. PSUCat69
And thanks to TTK93 for the No. 1 answer:
1. He can only be replaced as governor on a count out. (Disqualification
means the title does not change hands.)
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| I canceled the first posting of this list, here it is again, more appropriately clipped. ===...=== T H E T O P F I V E L I S T Where the laughs don't stop on Election Day ===...=== November 5, 1998 The Top 13 Changes Under a Government Run by Pro (...) (26 years ago, 9-Nov-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Top Ten First Actions Taken by Jesse "The Body" Ventura as Minnesota Governor 10. Creatine now covered by Medicare. (finbass@aol.com) 9. Both houses of legislature seated on folding chairs only. (zenbion@aol.com) 8. In an effort to reduce (...) (26 years ago, 8-Nov-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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