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Re: i need ideas for some castle minifigs i am making...
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Wed, 4 Aug 1999 01:34:49 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Tom McDonald writes:
> In lugnet.build, Greg Majewski writes:
> > In lugnet.build, Tom McDonald writes:
> >
> > > -Tom McD.
> > > when replying, the yellow brick road was actually made of rectangular
> > > spamcakes.
> >
> > But isn't all Spam rectangular? Or does it lose its shape after being
> > unleashed?
>
> Spamcake comes in many shapes and sizes. In its natural state spamcake has no
> definite shape. It is found in the wild and is usually a blobby puce-colored
> invertebrate inhabiting trees only to drop onto some poor unsuspecting soul
> that happens by, a lot like a Rocky Mountain tick. Most remaining specimens
> inhabit the rainforests of South America, but a newly-discovered sub-species
> has recently been seen in Madagascar.
>
> Domestic spamcake, grown and harvested by salesmen in Los Angeles and
> even in subterranean bays underneath Madison Ave, is often cut into more
> recognized shapes, such as jeeps, barbies, cross-trainer shoes, etc.
>
> Spamcake traits have been dramatically improved over the years due to tighter
> inbreeding. For instance, aggression has been amplified so that the former
> dropping reflex has now been modified into jumping. Some smaller specimens
> hit their targets from 5 feet away up to 10% of the time. This is very good
> for spamcake considering its slow metabolism in digesting a target, so it can
> wait awhile between meals. Larger ones (about the size of a billboard) can
> leap up to a mile, but this size of cake is *extremely* rare in the wild.
Kind of like a giant squid? Hey, maybe giant squids are actually giant
spamcakes. They are both kind of slimy and squishy. Hmm...
Greg "How can it be deadly? It's written in hee-haw font." Majewski
citrusx__@yahoo.com
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dome/1888/ <-- Will someone please tell me
if the new MIDI here is too annoying? I can't decide :)
> Domesticated spamcake however, once unleashed, will soon die if neglected, as
> its dependence upon humans grows to be psychological as well as physical. In
> order for it to be considered "healthy", it needs human contact for at least
> 5% of its waking hours, usually about an hour everyday.
>
> -Tom McD. (who is *very* bored right now, can you tell? :-)
> when replying, time now for Bowling for Spamcake!
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