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Re: Those little squares
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Thu, 13 May 1999 18:34:05 GMT
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JSPROAT@GEOCITIESavoidspam.COM
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Tom McDonald wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
> > Lemme get my oscillation overthrusting flux
> > capacitating electron magnifying glass...
> Ever light plasma fires with it?

Nah, I just use it to focus the sun's light to set prions on fire.  Heh heh
heh those wacky prions...

> > Yeppers!  It goes on for at least four more iterations.  Lemme send it down
> > to Geordi in Engineering to see what he can make out of it.
> He can't do nuthin' for ya if it's in a bi-polar directional state. It emits
> too many tetrion particles!

Hmmm...  The bi-polar tetrion radiation can be nullified by a composite
tri-phase neutron / bufferite shield; but that would skew the vogon
wavelengths into the ultrablue, which would be bad for the time-pocketfluff
continuum.

What if we isolated the pixels within an isopolarized low-harmonic sublogic
field?  We could use gamma-welded opcodes and magic duct tape to hold it in
place.

But that still doesn't do anything for Geordi's bi-polar psyche.  Dangit.

> > Looks vaguely
> > like an Elvis manifestation to me, though.
> Wow. After all that work, I could really go for chinese-chili-cheese-upside-
> down-pizza-dog. Ahh, thank yaaahh, thank ya verrr muchaahh...

My good friend, the deep-fat fryer chef.  Thank you, thank you very much.

Cheers,
- jsproat

--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@geocities.com>
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5249/
May the Force be with y'all.



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(...) it? (...) LOL (...) Ever light plasma fires with it? (...) He can't do nuthin' for ya if it's in a bi-polar directional state. It emits too many tetrion particles! (...) Wow. After all that work, I could really go for (...) (27 years ago, 13-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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