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Re: Those little squares
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Thu, 13 May 1999 18:34:05 GMT
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jsproat@SPAMLESSgeocities.com
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Tom McDonald wrote:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
Lemme get my oscillation overthrusting flux
capacitating electron magnifying glass...
Ever light plasma fires with it?

Nah, I just use it to focus the sun's light to set prions on fire.  Heh heh
heh those wacky prions...

Yeppers!  It goes on for at least four more iterations.  Lemme send it down
to Geordi in Engineering to see what he can make out of it.
He can't do nuthin' for ya if it's in a bi-polar directional state. It emits
too many tetrion particles!

Hmmm...  The bi-polar tetrion radiation can be nullified by a composite
tri-phase neutron / bufferite shield; but that would skew the vogon
wavelengths into the ultrablue, which would be bad for the time-pocketfluff
continuum.

What if we isolated the pixels within an isopolarized low-harmonic sublogic
field?  We could use gamma-welded opcodes and magic duct tape to hold it in
place.

But that still doesn't do anything for Geordi's bi-polar psyche.  Dangit.

Looks vaguely
like an Elvis manifestation to me, though.
Wow. After all that work, I could really go for chinese-chili-cheese-upside-
down-pizza-dog. Ahh, thank yaaahh, thank ya verrr muchaahh...

My good friend, the deep-fat fryer chef.  Thank you, thank you very much.

Cheers,
- jsproat

--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@geocities.com>
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5249/
May the Force be with y'all.



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(...) it? (...) LOL (...) Ever light plasma fires with it? (...) He can't do nuthin' for ya if it's in a bi-polar directional state. It emits too many tetrion particles! (...) Wow. After all that work, I could really go for (...) (25 years ago, 13-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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