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SW Redneck Jedi
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Tue, 11 May 1999 14:54:06 GMT
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S.A.CAMPBELL@LARC.NASAspamless.GOV
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Just in time for STAR WARS -
EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE....
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
darkside ...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
scene.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."
SteveC
Perilous Pirate Page
http://www.erols.com/litehous/index.html
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| Steve Campbell <s.a.campbell@larc.nasa.gov> wrote in message news:3738448D.92A1BA...asa.gov... (...) You think that that little black vest and those tight pants make Han look like a pansy. You replace the motor in your landspeeder with a (...) (26 years ago, 11-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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