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Re: SW Redneck Jedi
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Date: 
Tue, 11 May 1999 23:29:57 GMT
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Steve Campbell <s.a.campbell@larc.nasa.gov> wrote in message
news:3738448D.92A1BA15@larc.nasa.gov...
Just in time for STAR WARS -
     EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE....

     You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You think that that little black vest and those tight pants make Han look
like a pansy.

You replace the motor in your landspeeder with a small-block 350 Chevy.

If Obi-Wan has ever referred to your house as a "wretched hive of scum and
villiany..."

You have more than 3 jawas living in your basement

You consider Tuskan Raiders as "All yer rowdy friends"

You get a weekly check from the "Mos Eisley Employment Security Office".



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  SW Redneck Jedi
 
Just in time for STAR WARS - EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE.... You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud (...) (26 years ago, 11-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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