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(...) *ding* A customer enters a spamcake shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: <pause> I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're (...) (25 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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<wiping away tears of laughter> Now *THAT'S* good humor{:-D (...) I'll have the Attorney unflamé s'il vous plaît;-) (...) NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!! blah, blah, blah, in the COMFY CHAIR!! (...) (25 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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Oh, my. <falls off chair> The rest of today will be anticlimatic. Steve (...) (25 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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