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Re: which threads, ethics (was: Re: Mini Auction - 6273 - Rock Island Refuge)
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Mon, 15 Mar 1999 15:22:01 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Beth Reiten writes:
> I am SO glad that I'm not the only one who does that!! Don't get between me
> and my cart, or you're going to get boxes of cereal lobbed into your head!
> Beth Reiten
"Okay, I'm sorry! Please put the box of Grape Nuts(1) down!!" ;)
Jeff
(1)- Because of the weight, a box of Grape Nuts are the most lethal of
cereals. ;)
> Todd Lehman wrote:
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> > In lugnet.off-topic.fun, cjc@NOSPAMnewsguy.com (Mike Stanley) writes:
> > > Todd Lehman <lehman@javanet.com> wrote:
> > > > > I actually have documented proof that I am anything but a moron, • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > > > > if you must know. The rest certainly describe me at various times,
> > > > > especially lately.
> > > >
> > > > Hey, I've always wanted something like that -- maybe a little card
> > > > that I could keep in my wallet and pull out whenever I did something
> > > > stupid. Like when I accidentally put a loaf of bread in someone else's
> > > > grocery cart.
> > >
> > > WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> > >
> > > Good one. :)
> >
> > "I put wha? No that's my-- Wait, no. That's yourk--No wait, it's mine,
> > it's got my bread I just put in. I don't get it, where's your cart then?
> > You just put a box of oatmeal in mine. Oh wait, maybe this one *is*
> > yours. I -- oykay I -- see what happened. Mine's over there and yours
> > thought it was mine. I'm sorry, that was an accident; here, I'll take the
> > bread. I've never done that before. I mean, I have, but never with a
> > toast of bread, usually it's with bananas or oranges. I shouldn't be out
> > this early; I haven't had any coffee yet and I'm prolly sounding like I'm
> > babbling. This -- here -- is my card that I carry. It's documented proof
> > that I am anything but a moron."
> >
> > --Todd
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