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Re: which threads, ethics (was: Re: Mini Auction - 6273 - Rock Island Refuge)
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Mon, 15 Mar 1999 06:55:48 GMT
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I am SO glad that I'm not the only one who does that!!  Don't get between me
and my cart, or you're going to get boxes of cereal lobbed into your head!
Beth Reiten

Todd Lehman wrote:

In lugnet.off-topic.fun, cjc@NOSPAMnewsguy.com (Mike Stanley) writes:
Todd Lehman <lehman@javanet.com> wrote:
I actually have documented proof that I am anything but a moron, •                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
if you must know.  The rest certainly describe me at various times,
especially lately.

Hey, I've always wanted something like that -- maybe a little card
that I could keep in my wallet and pull out whenever I did something
stupid.  Like when I accidentally put a loaf of bread in someone else's
grocery cart.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Good one.  :)

"I put wha?  No that's my--  Wait, no.  That's yourk--No wait, it's mine,
it's got my bread I just put in.  I don't get it, where's your cart then?
You just put a box of oatmeal in mine.  Oh wait, maybe this one *is*
yours.  I -- oykay I -- see what happened.  Mine's over there and yours
thought it was mine.  I'm sorry, that was an accident; here, I'll take the
bread.  I've never done that before.  I mean, I have, but never with a
toast of bread, usually it's with bananas or oranges.  I shouldn't be out
this early; I haven't had any coffee yet and I'm prolly sounding like I'm
babbling.  This -- here -- is my card that I carry.  It's documented proof
that I am anything but a moron."

--Todd



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  Re: which threads, ethics (was: Re: Mini Auction - 6273 - Rock Island Refuge)
 
(...) "Okay, I'm sorry! Please put the box of Grape Nuts(1) down!!" ;) Jeff (1)- Because of the weight, a box of Grape Nuts are the most lethal of cereals. ;) (...) (26 years ago, 15-Mar-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: which threads, ethics (was: Re: Mini Auction - 6273 - Rock Island Refuge)
 
(...) "I put wha? No that's my-- Wait, no. That's yourk--No wait, it's mine, it's got my bread I just put in. I don't get it, where's your cart then? You just put a box of oatmeal in mine. Oh wait, maybe this one *is* yours. I -- oykay I -- see what (...) (26 years ago, 15-Mar-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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