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Re: New Web Page
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Wed, 19 May 1999 06:09:15 GMT
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On Tue, 18 May 1999 16:10:40 GMT, blisses@worldnet.att.net (Steve Bliss) wrote:

On Mon, 17 May 1999 16:40:14 GMT, Larry Pieniazek <lar@voyager.net> wrote:

Perhaps we should ban automobiles. After all, in the hands of those that
are immature, they have a tendency to go off bridges and inadvertantly
drown secretaries.

On the open road, you are only seconds away from death.  Scary thought, the
first time you realize it.  Especially if you're doing 70MPH through a
forest area at the time.

So true.  I hit a turkey last year.  Damn thing stepped out of the brush and
started to walk onto the road.  In slow motion, I see its legs flex and launch
itself into the air....... SMACK!  Right into the windshield on the passenger
side.   Thought not a deadly experience, it sure scared the #$%*! outa me.
And caved the entire right side of the windshield in.

I say we should ban all wild turkeys.

:-)

-- Terry K --



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  Re: New Web Page
 
(...) And old granddads. While we're at it, get rid of Johnny Walker! (...) Still applies. Followups set to .pun (26 years ago, 19-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: New Web Page
 
(...) And if you did this in TN, you could have turkey for dinner. Steve (26 years ago, 19-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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(...) What's HCI? (...) On the open road, you are only seconds away from death. Scary thought, the first time you realize it. Especially if you're doing 70MPH through a forest area at the time. In case anyone hasn't noticed, I see a *big* parallel (...) (26 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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