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(...) I think you're too chicken to blame the school system. (now don't get saucy with me) ;) -Tim (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh, Tim. That was fowl. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I read about that story, and I have a bone to peck with it, too. How can they justify giving him a poultry three days suspenshen?! Chicken is a dangerous, dangerous weapon! Someone breast not come down with salmonella, or the principal there (...) (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It's fine to joke about it, but you're ignoring the serious possibility that the teacher might have wound up with a poulet lodged in her brain. Dave! (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Now this is egg-sactly the kind of reactionary idea we need to avoid. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You mean ovoid. Dave! (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Man this stuff is lay-m. None of these puns are anything to crow about, actually. Still, when it's time to pun, it's time to pun. OK, then: Last one to make a bad pun is a rotten egg. ++Lar (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Don't count your chickens before they're hatched, or the yolk's on you. Dave! (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I admit I was wrong to go around pointing a finger at anyone. DaveE (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) This kind of thing happens way too oft-hen. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) And it's way to e-cluck-tic for me... ROSCO (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Ross Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:G83qD0.469@lugnet.com... (...) Your brain just isn't coop-erating with the way we're thinking - don't keep yourself penned up. -Tim (23 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Time to come out of my shell, eh? ROSCO (23 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes: <I just snipped the whole thing, it was flopping around like a chicken with its head cut off. Someone had to pullet together. The weight of all the puns was making it hard to keep my Chanticleer> But I (...) (23 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Jeez Lar, quit raggin' on these guys, will ya? James (23 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You crack me up. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (23 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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