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Re: Al Gore I am!
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Wed, 29 Nov 2000 22:06:39 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Larry Pieniazek writes:
Yawn, Republican disinformation. :-)
Bruce
But I did laugh...
> With all due apologies to the good Doctor Seuss (who, I believe, was a
> socialist, but I digress)
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> Also, let it be noted that I'm probably actually more in favor of finishing
> the recounts than suppressing them. But then I don't care if we get Gush or
> Bore, anyway. Dubya blew his chance to ask for recounts across the whole
> state of FL including his strong counties so tough noogies for him.
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> (BTW, Cheney coming on TV and saying they aren't getting enough time to
> transition is smoke. Daddy Dubya didn't even START his transition planning
> till mid december. 'course, he was just taking over the well oiled Reaganb
> machine on his way to wrecking it and the country. But I digress.)
>
> copied to fun because it's funny, but FUT to debate by default just in case
> it provokes any rash statements.
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> (People who want to continue to be funny are going to have to re-set the
> FUT, sorry about that... WIBNI there was a multiple choice FUT that you
> chose? :-))
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Robert Shanahan
> Sent: 11/29/00 2:54 PM
> Subject: Al Gore I am
>
> Can we count them with our nose?
> Can we count them with our toes?
> Should we count them with a band?
> Should we count them all by hand?
> If I do not like the count,
> I will simply throw them out!
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> I will not let this vote count stand
> I do not like them, AL GORE I am!
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> Can we change these numbers here?
> Can we change them, calm my fears?
> What do you mean, Dubya has won?
> This is not fair, this is not fun
> Lets count them upside down this time
> Lets count until the state is mine!
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> I will not let this VOTE count stand!
> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
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> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
> You have not heard the last of it!
> I'll count the ballots one by one
> And hold each one up to the sun!
> I'll count, recount, and count some more!
> You'll grow to hate this little chore
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> But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!
> I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
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> I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!
> I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
> all telling me that I should sue!
> We find the Electoral College vile!
> RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
>
> We do not want this vote to stand!
> We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
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> How shall we count this ballot box?
> Let's count it standing in our socks!
> Shall we count this one in a tree?
> And who shall count it, you or me?
> We cannot, cannot count enough!
> We must not stop, we must be tough!
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> I do not want this vote to stand!
> I do not like it AL GORE I am!
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> I've counted till my fingers bleed!
> And still can't fulfill my counting need!
> I'll count the tiles on the floor!
> I'll count, and count, and count some more!
> And I will not say that I am done!
> Until the counting says I've won!
>
> I will not let this vote count stand!
> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
> What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
> You think the current count should stay?
> You do not like my counting scheme?
> It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
> Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
> Your only care should be for me!
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> I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
> I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!
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| With all due apologies to the good Doctor Seuss (who, I believe, was a socialist, but I digress) Also, let it be noted that I'm probably actually more in favor of finishing the recounts than suppressing them. But then I don't care if we get Gush or (...) (24 years ago, 29-Nov-00, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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