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Re: all this bickering reminded me of a joke...
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Date: 
Fri, 27 Aug 1999 09:54:46 GMT
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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat
was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast
tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth
to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist
hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the heavens, "I thought
you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I
didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

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   John
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John DiRienzo wrote in message ...
all the religious discussion reminded me of a joke...

--
  Have fun!
  John
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all the religious discussion reminded me of a joke... -- Have fun! John AUCTION Page (More soon!) (URL) Page (URL) & IG88888888 on AOL (25 years ago, 26-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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