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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) You have a chain called Schnucks? Cool. The possibilities for bad humor seem limitless with that name. (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.market.shopping, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) "If you're not satisfied, you can grab us by the schnucks." "We'll bet our schnukcs that you'll find what you need in our store." :-) Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
That's not bad but I was thinking more along the simple: "only a Schnuck would work there" or "this store is run by a bunch of Schmucks, er... Schnucks" (...) (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) There are lots of stores in German-speaking countries advertising Schmuck in their name. (Their proprietors don't quite see the humor, as the word means jewelry.) -gbr (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) Heh -- my lines work pretty well! "We'll bet our schnucks that you'll find what you need in our store." Innuendo not required! :-, Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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