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Turkey is Overrated Sale!
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lugnet.market.brickshops
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Date:
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Sat, 27 Nov 2004 15:13:09 GMT
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Do you find yourself going to yet another Thanksgiving dinner today?
Do you curse the inventor of sweet potatoes and long for a real spud?
Did you wonder what you were really doing outside a Best Buy store at 4:30 am?
Is this holiday really a conspiracy between Weight Watchers and Slimfast?
Did you swear you saw Valentine's Day items when you were in the stores
yesterday?
Did certain parts of your anatomy become immobile after spending hours
watching football on the couch?
Do you wonder why turkey gets all the glory and pumpkin pie gets cleanup duty?
If all these things have you perplexed....then join the club. In honor of all
the above, we are having a sale. No waiting in long lines, no "this is my
first day on the job" clerks and no Wilson Phillips singing "I saw Mommy
Kissing Santa Claus" on the loudspeaker. Everything in the store is 12% to
25% off until I wake up from my turkey coma. Happy Pumpkin Pie Day!!
RJ
Bricks w/o Mortar
http://www.brickswithoutmortar.com
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