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Re: Turkey is Overrated Sale!
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Wed, 1 Dec 2004 03:20:19 GMT
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In lugnet.market.brickshops, RJ Peterson wrote:
> Do you find yourself going to yet another Thanksgiving dinner today?
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> Do you curse the inventor of sweet potatoes and long for a real spud?
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> Did you wonder what you were really doing outside a Best Buy store at 4:30 am?
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> Is this holiday really a conspiracy between Weight Watchers and Slimfast?
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> Did you swear you saw Valentine's Day items when you were in the stores
> yesterday?
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> Did certain parts of your anatomy become immobile after spending hours
> watching football on the couch?
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> Do you wonder why turkey gets all the glory and pumpkin pie gets cleanup duty?
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> If all these things have you perplexed....then join the club.
You forgot to ask this one:
How can a twelve-pound turkey provide a Thanksgiving feast AND produce TWENTY
pounds of leftovers??
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| Do you find yourself going to yet another Thanksgiving dinner today? Do you curse the inventor of sweet potatoes and long for a real spud? Did you wonder what you were really doing outside a Best Buy store at 4:30 am? Is this holiday really a (...) (20 years ago, 27-Nov-04, to lugnet.market.brickshops)
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