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BrikThulhu Rising
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Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:46:16 GMT
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Every day seems to bring new evidence of conspiracies within conspiracies in the
upper echelons of Lego - but it was only recently that I noticed what should
have been obvious all along: any common brick, studs-out and with one corner
pointing upwards, becomes a blatant representation of the pyramidal
all-seeing-eye! Is Lego pursuing a New World order? Could any organization be
a better front for Freemasonic conspiracy than one whose public goal is to
infiltrate our hearts and minds by the innocent assemblage of bricks?
And who among you has failed to notice that the Lego octopus seems expressly
designed to replace a minifig’s head? This is no accident! Further
investigation would suggest that even the Bricklayer conspiracy within Lego has
itself been infiltrated - by the Cthu-Llhuminati!
In the broad daylight of Billund, even now, you can sometimes spot shadowy
figures sneaking from warehouse to warehouse, furtively clutching their
specially-made Lego Brain Separators. “Officially,” no mold exists for this
element; it’s rumored that only 0937 were ever made. For the Cthu-Llhuminates,
it serves as both a badge of identification, and as the symbol of their agenda:
the worldwide devastation of AFOLs’ sanity. Lego “gaffes” such as Galidor and
the color bley are nothing more than carefully molded building-bricks in their
MOC of our psychological destruction.
But I for one welcome our new BrikThulhu overlord, and have painted this image
in tribute. Let it serve as an inspiration for the Cthu-Llhuminated, and a
warning to the nonbelievers! The Novus Ordo Latericium is at hand!
Gallery, post-mod
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Message has 2 Replies:
 | | Re: BrikThulhu Rising
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| In lugnet.general, Mike Rayhawk wrote: snip (...) Oh my goodness! that painting is awesome! The rest is pretty good as well. Dave K (20 years ago, 22-Apr-05, to lugnet.general, FTX)
| | | Re: BrikThulhu Rising
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| First the abomination of the nega bloktrix, then the fearsome two by two, now, as if in answer to the signs of the apocalypse, BrikThulhu. I am trying to figure out if BrikThulhu emerged from the illuminated portal on the left face of the pyramid. I (...) (20 years ago, 23-Apr-05, to lugnet.general, FTX)
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