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In lugnet.general, Anthony Sava wrote:
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“This is the evening news. Let’s go now to our field reporter Renaldo
Riviera.”
“This is Renaldo Riviera on the banks of the stinky muddy river with Mr. R.V.
Frisbee who claims to have witnessed something truly fantastic. Mr. Frisbee
could you tell us what you saw.”
“Yeah, I’s just hunkered down over there puttin’ a stink wad on my trot line
and the short hairs just stood straight out on the back of my neck and I
turned around and there’s this big orange thing with them purple lights on it
come swoopin’ over them pine trees and just hoovered over the Winnebago
there. Inez run out and throwed a skillet at it and then she scissored and
run back in under the hide-a-bed. ‘Bout that time a little trap door opened
up, little stair steps come down and this little pink baldheaded guy stuck
his head out. Now I’d seen that movie “Clost Encounters”. I just walked on
over there big as Ike and looked up in there and there he was. ”
“There who was?”
“I saw Elvis in a U.F.O...”
Lyrics from ‘I saw Elvis in a U.F.O.’ by Ray Stevens
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LOL! Now I’m curious to see what else will transpire...
nad neat wheat!
Joe Meno
.space paparazzi!
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