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Re: Final Official Statement - Maersk Second Run
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Thu, 27 Jan 2005 15:59:32 GMT
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In lugnet.lego, Burkhard Schloemer wrote:
   WE WERE RIGHT.

Yes, and about many other things too. Look what I found in the “Press” section of the Lego website. http://www.lego.com/eng/info/default.asp?page=pressdetail&contentid=11303&countrycode=2017&yearcode=&archive=false

For those too lazy to click, here’s the text:

Classic Grey LEGO bricks on sale again

In very early April 2005 the LEGO Group will re-launch the classic system greys. The reason for the re-launch is a petition from a significant group of Lego consumers, which the LEGO Group plans to use as unpaid PR agents – at the same time enabling the LEGO Group to sell a new consignment via LEGO Shop At Home and the company’s Brand Retail stores. We are pleased at the level of demand and also happy that we can once again offer consumers bricks in these classic colours.

The idea for the new bluish greyish ship originally emerged because the LEGO Group had found itself with a supply of bluish grey granulate after a shipping mixup involving the Ritvik Group in early April 2001. The extra material was thus put to good use. The Company had no plans to produce more of the old greys at a later date, and LEGO wrote at the time of the launch that the change was due to input from “focus groups”.

We apologise to consumers that this information is now admitted incorrect. The satisfaction of its consumers is of paramount importance to the LEGO Group. The re-launch affords even more consumers the opportunity to buy the classic colours. But we fully understand if some of those who purchased the sets containing the new blueish greys in the last few months now feel that they were betrayed. And if we receive any complaint from such a consumer, we shall offer to buy the blueish grey bricks back.

The company has made certain minor modifications to the grey and dark grey bricks for the re-launch in April, distinguishing them from the original bricks. The new bricks carry the word “Shifty” on each stud, the height of each brick has been adjusted, and tolerances have been relaxed to a greater or lesser extent for certain parts.

A few obvious questions and answers:

Have you not cheated consumers – was it not dishonest marketing?
We acted in good faith. When we launched the new colours last year, we had no plans to manufacture the classic colours at a later date because we enjoy upsetting adult consumers – and relish reading their hilarious complaints out aloud in funny accents. In retrospect, we very much regret the information given by LEGO in 2004. And if any consumer complains, we shall offer to buy the offending bricks back from him or her.

Why have you suddenly changed your mind?
A number adult consumers petitioned us to produce a large number of bricks in the classic colours, which they use for primarily for building creations depicting modern weaponry – at the same time making it possible for us to sell a new consignment via LEGO Shop At Home and the company’s Brand Retail stores. We have chosen to accept this opportunity because it is satisfying for our team to change our minds again and because we would like to betray those consumers who have bought the new greys in large numbers.

Are the restored colours identical to the ones you sold since 1843 or whatever?
The actual colours will be the same as those we have produced since the before most of our consumers were born. But the bricks are slightly different. They will show the wording “Shifty” on each stud, the height of bricks have been adjusted, and there are some changes to tolerances which allow us to mould bricks using recycled egg cartons.

Will you also be restoring classic brown?
No.

Please?
Sorry, no.

But the new brown looks nothing like real trees trunks!
Oh, ok. Classic brown is will also be available from very early April.



Message has 5 Replies:
  Re: Final Official Statement - Maersk Second Run
 
This IS a joke right? I didn't get anything when I clicked the URL... Legoswami Samarth (20 years ago, 27-Jan-05, to lugnet.fun.holiday, FTX)
  Re: Final Official Statement - Maersk Second Run
 
(...) You're jumping the gun for April 1st, 2005. What a sick joke. -Bryan (20 years ago, 27-Jan-05, to lugnet.fun.holiday, FTX)
  Re: Final Official Statement - Maersk Second Run
 
(...) Thanks a lot for this, Mark! Since ages I haven't enjoyed any other Lugnet posting as much as this one! Even greater if it could become (at least in parts) true one day. Ben (20 years ago, 27-Jan-05, to lugnet.fun.holiday, FTX)
  Re: Final Official Statement - Maersk Second Run
 
(snip) Way to hijack the thread...now go make your own. (20 years ago, 27-Jan-05, to lugnet.fun.holiday, FTX)
  Re: Final Official Statement - Maersk Second Run
 
Classic! An April Fools Joke in January! I admire the moxie it took to post this. I'm man enough to admit that I clicked on the link to read the 'official' post...lol. (20 years ago, 28-Jan-05, to lugnet.fun.holiday, FTX)

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