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Re: An observation
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Date: 
Wed, 30 Dec 1998 17:17:43 GMT
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Jim Baker writes:
Also sprach Steve Anderson:
: Of course, there's always the possibility I could work at the local space
: research centre. But not at an office. Oh yeah, I'd have to wear sunglasses
: 24/7.

You think you have problems ... I have over 100 astronauts who have
*never* had a house ... there are only two beds for them total.   They
*never* get to sleep, and I suspect this is the primary reason for the
Blacktron rebellion.  Sleep deprivation can be dangerous.

They're also cranky because they have had to wear their spacesuits
continually for decades.  TLG never sends them to a class-M planet,
where they can wear their wigs and breath free air.  In fact, they don't
even have wigs.  Until the AUCzilla airlift of 1998, all of them have
had to keep their helmets on.  And it's been years since they got a new
spaceship with a sealed cabin.

And this isn't just a current problem, either!  Why, I have entire armies of
knights who can't sleep, horses who roam free, and footmen who can't ever leave
their post - because their castle has no stairs!

Not to mention a over abundance of government - a king for every 7 or 8
soldiers, and nary a peasant in sight.



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  Re: An observation
 
(...) That's because the peasants are all dead. I'm rapidly accumulating a population of skeletons, who can't even keep their arms up. (That must have caused them to starve to death or something.) (26 years ago, 30-Dec-98, to lugnet.dear-lego)
  Re: An observation
 
James Brown says... (...) By sticking with the present (well, early 90s I aim for) I've ensured that 'my' people are in actual fact an autonomous self-governing collective with bi-annual elections to be the leader of the house. I'm guaranteed no (...) (26 years ago, 31-Dec-98, to lugnet.dear-lego)

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  Re: An observation
 
Also sprach Steve Anderson: : Of course, there's always the possibility I could work at the local space : research centre. But not at an office. Oh yeah, I'd have to wear sunglasses : 24/7. You think you have problems ... I have over 100 astronauts (...) (26 years ago, 30-Dec-98, to lugnet.dear-lego)

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