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In lugnet.space, Keith Goldman wrote:
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As always, kudos, smack, ranting and non sequiturs are encouraged
-Keith
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Looking as good as ever Keith! I just lifted my nostrils from the LCD. One long
sniff did the trick!
Letting the slideshow feature of your new website for pyros (and apparently
people with finger fetishes) take over, I was taken on an epic journey of
megalomaniac proportions; which of course was the last flight of the Nova
Taurus. All action, all the time... you once again smack the plastic down like
vanilla ice at a grade 8 spelling bee in upper east side Manhattan. Kudos to
you. Kudos indeed.
As I got wind of your latest posting, I was in the middle of deciphering some
horrible C# code hooked into what can only be called an abomination of a
database utilizing the fanboy choice of MS Access. So, in the absence of a
written story line for your moc, I easily imagined that the Nova Taurus was
infiltrating the Microsoft Redmond Campus in Seattle, and that the zombies were
brainwashed MS visual studio developers which needed burning and burying.
Unfortunately, their human resources department probably relies on the dot net
architecture and therefore will not be able to contact their loved ones to let
them know that the Reich has disposed of them. Oh well...
One has to question your name choice of Nova Taurus. Any good Canadian can
only assume that Taurus comes from the Ford Taurus station wagon of 1989. Your
ship strangely resembles the purpose of said vehicle, of which I took a chainsaw
and hacked off the roof to carry my Honda 4-wheeler ATV from civilization to the
British Columbia back-country. And it was gray by the way ;-) but I digress...
I simply loved the pit. Looked good, mixing in old/new brown to give the
appearance of a freshly dug mass grave. The mass exodus, complete with c-bill
bribery was bling bling. One part I did not understand however was the whole
lets look behind the gate scene... what was going on there? I was expecting a
frame showing a holy hand-grenade ready to explode... Please enlighten... you
madman.
Thanks for posting the sexy Nova Taurus. Shes hot, wet and got it going like a
turbo vette.
Cheers!
| | | | | | | | | | | | | In lugnet.space, Paul Brassington wrote:
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In lugnet.space, Keith Goldman wrote:
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As always, kudos, smack, ranting and non sequiturs are encouraged
-Keith
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Looking as good as ever Keith! I just lifted my nostrils from the LCD. One
long sniff did the trick!
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Thank you Paul. Ive always said, That Brassington is a pros pro.
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Letting the slideshow feature of your new website for pyros (and apparently
people with finger fetishes) take over, I was taken on an epic journey of
megalomaniac proportions; which of course was the last flight of the Nova
Taurus. All action, all the time... you once again smack the plastic down
like vanilla ice at a grade 8 spelling bee in upper east side Manhattan.
Kudos to you. Kudos indeed.
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Word to your motha.
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As I got wind of your latest posting, I was in the middle of deciphering some
horrible C# code hooked into what can only be called an abomination of a
database utilizing the fanboy choice of MS Access. So, in the absence of a
written story line for your moc, I easily imagined that the Nova Taurus was
infiltrating the Microsoft Redmond Campus in Seattle, and that the zombies
were brainwashed MS visual studio developers which needed burning and
burying. Unfortunately, their human resources department probably relies on
the dot net architecture and therefore will not be able to contact their
loved ones to let them know that the Reich has disposed of them. Oh well...
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Ummm...yeah...Im gonna have to ask you to move your desk down to the basement.
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One has to question your name choice of Nova Taurus. Any good Canadian can
only assume that Taurus comes from the Ford Taurus station wagon of 1989.
Your ship strangely resembles the purpose of said vehicle, of which I took a
chainsaw and hacked off the roof to carry my Honda 4-wheeler ATV from
civilization to the British Columbia back-country. And it was gray by the way
;-) but I digress...
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The ship was orignially christened The Bull Dyke (a name near and dear to the
blackhearted Soren Roberts). Obviously not very politically correct, it was
named for the odd, ugly, bull-like appearance that the ship took on early in the
design process. The forward horns were much longer and angled upward. Mess
with the bull, you get the horns kind of thing. I settled for a much tamer
Nova Taurus. Although I like your story better. I should just farm out my
caption work to you.
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I simply loved the pit. Looked good, mixing in old/new brown to give the
appearance of a freshly dug mass grave. The mass exodus, complete with c-bill
bribery was bling bling. One part I did not understand however was the whole
lets look behind the gate scene... what was going on there? I was
expecting a frame showing a holy hand-grenade ready to explode... Please
enlighten... you madman.
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There was a short, not very involved plot to the pictures, but it seemed flat.
My buddy Ryan Rubino (sigfig with the fish shirt), recently sold me his lego and
re-entered a dark age. This project kind of paid homage (you like that word,
dont you boy?) to Ryan and his fallen city-state. I left him in the bunker,
awaiting the cleansing fires of reason to sweep away the mental zombie-virus
that caused him to bail on the hobby. So his city-state is over-run by zombos,
and its the Reich to the rescue..oh..but as you so aptly pointed out, babes
only! Even Johnny-C-note cant make it past the guards. Then when the ship is
bloated with fertile women, it takes off and the rest of the refugees are dealt
with...buldozer style. It ends with a squad of cast-offs and borderline cases
venturing towards the zombie-infested metropolis for further wacky adventures in
future mocs, with sig-fig Rubino as their guide. Your basic boilerplate.
Sadly, some of the expanatory pics bridging the gate scene and the bunker scene
didnt turn out. I may still get around to some captions describing this
timeless storyline.
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Thanks for posting the sexy Nova Taurus. Shes hot, wet and got it going like
a turbo vette.
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Youre welcome, Paul! Come back anytime, and bring your monkey too!
Right back atcha (shoots finger-pistols at the screen)
-Keith
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Ok Paul, I had some time to think about it, and think about all those
threatening emails you keep sending me. I needed some kind of farewell post to
MOCPages anyway, much like your mom, shes served me well over the years by
providing a refuge for smackaholics. So the smack is back, but like McRib, only
for a limited time.
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/11668
Next time the smack will only be available onNewbrickorder.com for you
afficianados of my questionable brand of low-brow humor. Also, I must include
the usual dislaimer, if you are easily offended or young and impressionable,
dont click the link. Commentary-free pics are available on brickshelf and
Newbrickorder.
-Keith
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