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Re: Ka-95 "Sokolica" Assault Dropship
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lugnet.space
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Tue, 23 Mar 2004 13:09:40 GMT
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In lugnet.space, David Laswell wrote:
> In lugnet.space, Rick Hallman wrote:
> > Greetings comrades of the Eastern Block. If you have been on the front lines
> > with our recent actions to liberate the poor peoples of the Tollan and
> > Liandra colonies, you may have seen this ship buzzing through the skies!
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> *snicker* So, um, what exactly happens when you fire off each of the 16
> multi-purpose rockets? *chuckle* I'm particularly interested to see what
> happens when you fire off the two in the lower inside corners... *guffaw* (You
> might want to remove the clips on either side of the cockpit, there, buddy) ;P
Unfortunately, you fail to take into account Eastern Block Missile subGuidance
System v10.2 . While to the simple mind, it would seem that a missile would
shoot out directly ahead and thus strike the clips on either side of the
cockpit. However, in reality, the moment the missile leaves its tube, the
subGuidance System takes over and re-directs the missile to the intended target,
while avoiding all friendly targets. It really is simple, actually - that is,
if you properly understand advanced Eastern Block technology, which really does
make your pathetic capitalist notion of science seem like child's play.
-Jr.Marshal Hoffman
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 | | Re: Ka-95 "Sokolica" Assault Dropship
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| (...) Wouldn't it be simpler to have them all rack to the outside of the launch bays, thus avoiding that situation altogether? (...) Dude, you're talking to the man who put an outdoor pool on the moon. And invented Fleebnork-proof helmets (still (...) (20 years ago, 23-Mar-04, to lugnet.space)
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| | Re: Ka-95 "Sokolica" Assault Dropship
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| (...) *snicker* So, um, what exactly happens when you fire off each of the 16 multi-purpose rockets? *chuckle* I'm particularly interested to see what happens when you fire off the two in the lower inside corners... *guffaw* (You might want to (...) (20 years ago, 23-Mar-04, to lugnet.space)
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