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In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What I wouldn't give to be
> spat upon!"
>
> Dave
>
> Jason Catena <catena@xnet.com> wrote in message
> news:FqE911.F1o@lugnet.com...
> > In lugnet.pirates, Jonathan Wilson writes:
> > > This would also look great for castle dungeons. You
could have a really
> old
> > > man, with no headwear on (bald, you see), a wizzards beard and a sutable
> > > torso etc.
> >
> > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The guard must really like • you, to
> > give you shackles. Been here five years, they never gave me shackles. • Bloody
> > lucky, you are!"
And now for something completely different.....
Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested w/a black hawk, shouts
insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle wall, waving his arms in
obscene gestures....
"I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly Junior Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one of Dave E's super
chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, crushing timmy, jar jar, and
Basil the Batlord
<THUMP>
King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by his paige aniken clicking
a naboo seashell.....
Later that day.....
"we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We shall hence forth be
known as the Knights who say MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
(This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle World which is a self
governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
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ROFLMAO!
Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the castle Anthrax?
:-)
Dave
John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What I wouldn't give to • be
> > spat upon!"
> >
> > Dave
> >
> > Jason Catena <catena@xnet.com> wrote in message
> > news:FqE911.F1o@lugnet.com...
> > > In lugnet.pirates, Jonathan Wilson writes:
> > > > This would also look great for castle dungeons. You
>
> could have a really
> > old
> > > > man, with no headwear on (bald, you see), a wizzards beard and a • sutable
> > > > torso etc.
> > >
> > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The guard must really like • you, to
> > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they never gave me shackles. • Bloody
> > > lucky, you are!"
>
> And now for something completely different.....
>
> Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
>
> A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested w/a black hawk, shouts
> insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle wall, waving his arms • in
> obscene gestures....
>
> "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly Junior • Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
>
> A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one of Dave E's super
> chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, crushing timmy, jar jar, • and
> Basil the Batlord
>
> <THUMP>
>
> King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by his paige aniken • clicking
> a naboo seashell.....
>
> Later that day.....
> "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We shall hence forth be
> known as the Knights who say MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
>
> (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle World which is a self
> governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
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In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> ROFLMAO!
>
> Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
>
> That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the castle Anthrax?
> :-)
>
> Dave
>
> John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> > In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > > "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What I wouldn't give to • be
> > > spat upon!"
> > >
> > > Dave
> > >
> > > Jason Catena <catena@xnet.com> wrote in message
> > > news:FqE911.F1o@lugnet.com...
> > > > In lugnet.pirates, Jonathan Wilson writes:
> > > > > This would also look great for castle dungeons. You
> >
> > could have a really
> > > old
> > > > > man, with no headwear on (bald, you see), a wizzards beard and a • sutable
> > > > > torso etc.
> > > >
> > > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The guard must really like • you, to
> > > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they never gave me shackles. • Bloody
> > > > lucky, you are!"
> >
> > And now for something completely different.....
> >
> > Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
> >
> > A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested w/a black hawk, shouts
> > insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle wall, waving his arms • in
> > obscene gestures....
> >
> > "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly Junior • Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
> >
> > A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one of Dave E's super
> > chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, crushing timmy, jar jar, • and
> > Basil the Batlord
> >
> > <THUMP>
> >
> > King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by his paige aniken • clicking
> > a naboo seashell.....
> >
> > Later that day.....
> > "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We shall hence forth be
> > known as the Knights who say MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
> >
> > (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle World which is a self
> > governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
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In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> ROFLMAO!
>
> Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
>
> That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the • castle Anthrax?
> :-)
>
> Dave
>
> John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> • wrote in message
> news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> > In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > > "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What • I wouldn't give to
> be
> > > spat upon!"
> > >
> > > Dave
"First we must find a shrubbery......Yes! a
shrubbery.....or may be a very tall deciduos tree
thingy...."
> > > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The • guard must really like
> > > you, to
> > > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they • never gave me shackles.
> > > Bloody
> > > > lucky, you are!"
> >
> > And now for something completely different.....
> >
> > Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
> >
> > A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested • w/a black hawk, shouts
> > insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle • wall, waving his arms
> in
> > obscene gestures....
> >
> > "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly • Junior
> Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
> >
> > A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one • of Dave E's super
> > chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, • crushing timmy, jar jar,
> and
> > Basil the Batlord
> >
> > <THUMP>
> >
> > King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by • his paige aniken
> clicking
> > a naboo seashell.....
> >
> > Later that day.....
> > "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We • shall hence forth be
> > known as the Knights who say • MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
> >
> > (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle • World which is a self
> > governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
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In lugnet.pirates, John Robert Blaze Kanehl writes:
> In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > ROFLMAO!
> >
> > Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
> >
> > That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the • castle Anthrax?
> > :-)
> >
> > Dave
> >
> > John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> • wrote in message
> > news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> > > In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > > > "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What • I wouldn't give to
> > be
> > > > spat upon!"
> > > >
> > > > Dave
>
> "First we must find a shrubbery......Yes! a
> shrubbery.....or may be a very tall deciduos tree
> thingy...."
>
> > > > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The • guard must really like
> > > > you, to
> > > > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they • never gave me shackles.
> > > > Bloody
> > > > > lucky, you are!"
> > >
> > > And now for something completely different.....
> > >
> > > Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
> > >
> > > A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested • w/a black hawk, shouts
> > > insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle • wall, waving his arms
> > in
> > > obscene gestures....
> > >
> > > "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly • Junior
> > Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
> > >
> > > A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one • of Dave E's super
> > > chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, • crushing timmy, jar jar,
> > and
> > > Basil the Batlord
> > >
> > > <THUMP>
> > >
> > > King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by • his paige aniken
> > clicking
> > > a naboo seashell.....
> > >
> > > Later that day.....
> > > "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We • shall hence forth be
> > > known as the Knights who say • MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
> > >
> > > (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle • World which is a self
> > > governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
Megaphone,
Aaron
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