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Re: NEWS AT ELEVEN FEED FROM NEWS AT ELEVEN
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Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:28:59 GMT
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In lugnet.space, Patricia Emily Van Dyke wrote:
   The dismemberment of a robot sent to the Moon yr2007 from NEWSATELEVEN

Headline: The robot was sent to the moon via magnetic sled shot from RocBoro NJ

The shot was a success. So said RocBoro Rep Roc Timberwolf. When the bot hit the Moon, at The Secret Spacebase 51, where Capt Van Dyke is “in charge”, the bot was found DOA. Down on arrival. or Dead on arrival... semantics Instead of keeping the bot intact the Capt allegidly had the bot dismembered.

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Eric Sophie commented to a secret reporter on Aldeberon: “My robots are always where I know where they are.. the Moon? what a joke! none of them have ever been down either. The DOS, deep operating system, is so deep it can not go down.. which is a misnomer of the DOS, Down operating system from IBM.”

....wandering in the depths of the moon, with a skeleton at the controls....

FATE OF THE QWILLJOX


   secret reporter: This is a joke we have video

ES: I am busy leave me alone.

So ended the interview next week we hope to interview this Capt Van Dyke who no one has ever seen or heard of before.

We believe this is THE Van Dyke that is in negotiations with Wolf Read company of Earth on new technology.

But it has to be some sort of boondoggle to get free trips to earth and back to the moon.

from NEWSATELEVEN@com.net.earth.earth



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The dismemberment of a robot sent to the Moon yr2007 from NEWSATELEVEN Headline: The robot was sent to the moon via magnetic sled shot from RocBoro NJ The shot was a success. So said RocBoro Rep Roc Timberwolf. When the bot hit the Moon, at The (...) (18 years ago, 10-Mar-07, to lugnet.space)

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