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Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:52:43 GMT
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The dismemberment of a robot sent to the Moon yr2007 from NEWSATELEVEN
Headline: The robot was sent to the moon via magnetic sled shot from RocBoro
NJ
The shot was a success. So said RocBoro Rep Roc Timberwolf.
When the bot hit the Moon, at The Secret Spacebase 51, where Capt Van Dyke
is "in charge", the bot was found DOA. Down on arrival. or Dead on
arrival... semantics
Instead of keeping the bot intact the Capt allegidly had the bot
dismembered.
here is the hidden camera video of the process (notice the moon grey
background as proof).
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/pvandyke/films/research_-_video_recording.wmv
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Eric Sophie commented to a secret reporter on Aldeberon:
"My robots are always where I know where they are.. the Moon? what a joke!
none of them have ever been down either.
The DOS, deep operating system, is so deep it can not go down.. which is a
misnomer of the DOS, Down operating system from IBM."
secret reporter:
This is a joke we have video
ES:
I am busy leave me alone.
So ended the interview
next week we hope to interview this Capt Van Dyke
who no one has ever seen or heard of before.
We believe this is THE Van Dyke that is in negotiations with Wolf Read
company of Earth on new technology.
But it has to be some sort of boondoggle to get free trips to earth and back
to the moon.
from NEWSATELEVEN@com.net.earth.earth
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