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The Bonktrons are a hedonistic cult devoted to nothing but the peasures of the flesh. They are fairly recent arrivals to our quadrant of the galaxy, having spent many years in exile. They were originally part of the Classic Space regime, but found (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, lugnet.announce.moc, FTX) !!
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In lugnet.space, Allister McLaren wrote: (URL) (...) I think this is both brilliant and hilarious. What a great name "Bonktrons" is. I hope this whisks up a storm of prudish controversy, unfortunately I can't start it as I'm too grown up, (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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I am loathe to even reply to this post as I am almost sure that Allister is deliberately trying to stir up controversy. I will be the first to say that it is in poor taste though. Way to go for exercising your right to free speech. Nathan (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Why? (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) In what way is this poor taste exactly? Ribald humour is quite an old form of humour (Chaucer springs to mind) and any child viewing it who did not know what it referred to wouldn't get it anyway (if you mean we should 'think of the (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space)
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(...) Still wondering what contest Rosco was referring to when I called Richie on his previous trolling, starting to suspect a pattern, and wondering as to why the frequency of these trolls and mocks seems to be increasing, I decided to go look (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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Eeew! And funny, too... James Wilson Dallas, TX (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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I can't tell if I should be disgusted or laughing. I'll go with laughing. The body is a beautiful thing, so why not use it as a model? Overall, a creative and original MOC, I applaud you for that. Only criticism: perhaps a brown or dark tan should (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Only in the West Virginia system. Marc Nelson Jr. (URL) Marc's Creations>> (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) A fair question... Had the maker created his phallic conveyance for purely personal..er...gratification then why post it? Presumably to share his mischievous imagination with like-minded individuals. I for one chuckled heartily at it and look (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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LOL And a very nice ship indeed :-) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space)
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First flying swastikas and now this. w00t. LUGNET dies, bringing the once decent theme of space down with it. (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| | “Long range Obliteration Vehicle (Experimental)”. Was: New Faction: The Bonktrons are coming.
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Introducing the long awaited second Bonktron vehicle: (URL) The "Long range Obliteration Vehicle (Experimental)" or L.O.V.E rocket Despite the prolonged development time the designers have still failed to eliminate the excessive vibration (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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In lugnet.space, Allister McLaren wrote: (URL) (...) Ha! After the (URL) Viagra Moonbase Module>, we all should have seen this one coming, right? :^p I know that you have a limited selection of parts because you're building in tan -- still, the (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Sigh. I suppose I should drastically restock the pharmacy shelves of (URL) The Viagra® Moonbase Module>. I have a feeling these guys are going to be regulars. Unless, of course, they've genetically engineered themselves to naturally produce (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) These trolls and mocks? Exactly which trolls and mocks are you referring to here? ROSCO (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) And to think you were once one of the bastions of JLUG. Come back Larry. We miss you. (...) Well knock me down with a feather! (...) That 'contest' never got off the ground. And this certainly isn't an entry. Trust me, if I was entering that (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Actually, what I noted was the excellent sculpting of the coronal ridge. (...) I appreciate the value-added telescoping action that greatly enhances playability. The only thing I take you to task on is the rather base and uncreative (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Why thankyou. It's the small details, I find, that really makes a model. (...) Noted. I bow to your experience in such matters. However, my Spanish being not quite up to scratch (ie. non-existent) I had to resort to Babelfish for a (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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Out of curiosity I decided to check out the stats on Dirty Jane's fighting ships. Looks like the main gun is a Mk4 FAP cannon that can switch from pulse to steady beam. It can fire a devastating massed charge but with a 15 minute cycle rate between (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) You, sir...are a baudy poet and master of innuendo. Bravo! (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Who are you, and what have you done with Fradel? Did your momma write this for you? Did mine? Outstanding composition...in the word's of Sean Connery (Finding Forrester): "You're the man now, dog." -Keith (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Absolutely Brilliant Work Al! I found it hilarious. Your whole new theme has captivated the hearts and minds of the space (SPACE!) community! To subtantiate this claim, I decided to build a Bonktron© ship of my own. Bare in mind that my skills (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX) !!
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(...) What a vibrant design! And that smile under the moustache, incredible! How many BS censors did you have to neutralize before you found one who passed this? Greatly amused, Christian (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space)
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--SNIP-- (...) Wonderful landing gear. Looks like ducks feet. Groovilacious. Tim (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Somebody needs to beat you senseless with your own MOC. -Keith (19 years ago, 10-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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(...) Well, Derek, I'm certainly flattered that you've chosen to burst onto the .space scene with a model inspired by my silly little theme. Might've been more appropriate to start a new thread, but what the hey. I'm also impressed at the speed with (...) (19 years ago, 10-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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