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The Bonktrons are a hedonistic cult devoted to nothing but the peasures of the
flesh. They are fairly recent arrivals to our quadrant of the galaxy, having
spent many years in exile. They were originally part of the Classic Space
regime, but found their philosophies too prudish and departed the more populated
regions of space to found their own colony. Now, for reasons known only to
themselves, they are back. Lock up your daughters (1)
The first sighting of their return was this ship: a deep penetration recon ship
apparently dubbed by it’s owner the
‘Throbtastic Jismatron
X3’.
Note the twin Testiculon thrusters, and the short black sensor arrays on the
wings. If there’s naughty fun to be had, this ship can find it.
The pilot’s name is Carlos, and he wants to make love to you.
Cheers,
Allister
A few deep links until moderation.
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(1)- and your sons, pets, and vegetables
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| In lugnet.space, Allister McLaren wrote: (URL) (...) I think this is both brilliant and hilarious. What a great name "Bonktrons" is. I hope this whisks up a storm of prudish controversy, unfortunately I can't start it as I'm too grown up, (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| I am loathe to even reply to this post as I am almost sure that Allister is deliberately trying to stir up controversy. I will be the first to say that it is in poor taste though. Way to go for exercising your right to free speech. Nathan (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| I can't tell if I should be disgusted or laughing. I'll go with laughing. The body is a beautiful thing, so why not use it as a model? Overall, a creative and original MOC, I applaud you for that. Only criticism: perhaps a brown or dark tan should (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| In lugnet.space, Allister McLaren wrote: (URL) (...) Ha! After the (URL) Viagra Moonbase Module>, we all should have seen this one coming, right? :^p I know that you have a limited selection of parts because you're building in tan -- still, the (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Sigh. I suppose I should drastically restock the pharmacy shelves of (URL) The Viagra® Moonbase Module>. I have a feeling these guys are going to be regulars. Unless, of course, they've genetically engineered themselves to naturally produce (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Actually, what I noted was the excellent sculpting of the coronal ridge. (...) I appreciate the value-added telescoping action that greatly enhances playability. The only thing I take you to task on is the rather base and uncreative (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| Out of curiosity I decided to check out the stats on Dirty Jane's fighting ships. Looks like the main gun is a Mk4 FAP cannon that can switch from pulse to steady beam. It can fire a devastating massed charge but with a 15 minute cycle rate between (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Absolutely Brilliant Work Al! I found it hilarious. Your whole new theme has captivated the hearts and minds of the space (SPACE!) community! To subtantiate this claim, I decided to build a Bonktron© ship of my own. Bare in mind that my skills (...) (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, FTX) !!
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| (...) What a vibrant design! And that smile under the moustache, incredible! How many BS censors did you have to neutralize before you found one who passed this? Greatly amused, Christian (19 years ago, 9-Sep-05, to lugnet.space)
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